Being a Chelsea fan is already an advantage in the football world, and that's one advantage we fans have been enjoying for years, but silently.
As a club, we've done the unthinkable, brought down great clubs, shattered hopes, lived the expectations, renewed hopes, survived trying times.
Needless to say, we were the first English club to qualify for European competitions.
We're the only team to have won it all, having gotten a recognition from UEFA in recent years. You may say your club doesn't play in low tier European competitions, but you cannot also argue that they've never played in it before. Chelsea only shows that at whatever stage of the game fate places you, you should dominate.
We're the only London team with a UCL trophy.
As a Chelsea fan, if @realmadrid talks, I mention H2H in official games, "we've won it all trophy," and they disappear.
If @FCBayernEN coughs, I remind them the night in Munich.
If @ManUtd talks, I show them how many trophies I've won in Europe alone (9), compared to theirs (6).
If @FCBarcelona comes up, I show them H2H with a Club World Cup they've not competed in before.
If @LFC talks, we show them "we've won it all" including the recent Club World Cup as the first club to have won it.
If @Arsenal comes up, we just mention European trophies, and they can't relate as they've been "European handicapped." Their chances of winning an European trophy is zero raised to the power of zero.
I don't want to mention other teams because they definitely cannot always compete with Chelsea in anything. Whatever argument you come up with against us, we show you our point of advantage.
I am a Chelsea fan, and I'm proud I made that decision on the night of Tom Henning Ovrebo in 2009 against Referelona.
Blue is the colour, and football is the game.
We are @ChelseaFC
Gianni Infantino is from Switzerland and as FIFA President, he is supposed to maintain neutrality
This is him admitting publicly that he suffered with Argentina in that game against Cape Verde
Two teams are playing but you are suffering with one team, which is Argentina
When people bring up Lionel Messi as the 'FIFA Boy, I always beat down that agenda, though I always say some of his Ballon d'Or awards are controversial
People might not understand how controversial those words from FIFA President is but it raises a lot of questions
Now, if people come out and say Messi is a FIFA Boy, would they be wrong?
When people say the 2022 FIFA World Cup was rigged for Argentina, could that also be true?
Did Infantino just justify people's believe on Messi being favoured?
How damaging could this be on the FIFA World Cup itself?
Time is a revealer of many things
This is disgraceful
Chelsea lost once, went ahead to win the next 2.
PSG lost their first final and went ahead to win their next 2.
Man City lost their first final and went ahead to win their next.
But it got to your turn, you lost your first and 2nd.
European losers.
A woman entered a bus carrying a big birthday cake very carefully like it was a newborn baby.
Everybody in the bus was helping her protect the cake from shaking.
Even the conductor became unusually responsible.
Halfway through the journey, the driver suddenly hit a pothole.
The cake flew slightly.
The whole bus shouted together:
βAHHH!β
Complete strangers were holding the cake, holding the woman, holding themselves emotionally.
When she finally checked the cake and saw it was still standing, the entire bus celebrated like Nigeria had won the World Cup.
Honestly, for five minutes, that cake united more people than most group projects.