Puppet Colonel

World Famous Chicken Salesman. Host of the Colonel Harland Sanders Show.

[Puppet Colonel @PuppetColonel]

@TheRealColonel @kfc You are both wrong. When stars die and become black holes they create big bangs in which more universes are created.

[Puppet Colonel @PuppetColonel]

Howdy, mothers! Do as I say and tell your beloveds you want “The Colonel Harland Sanders Show” for Mother’s Day.