Asʜʟᴇʏ

"𝐴𝑡 𝑙𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑡 𝐼 𝑑𝑜𝑛'𝑡 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑡𝑜 𝑘𝑖𝑠𝑠 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑎𝑠𝑠 𝑎𝑛𝑦𝑚𝑜𝑟𝑒!"

#𝑙𝑒𝑤𝑑𝑟𝑝

[Asʜʟᴇʏ @PuppetForVought]

"𝐼𝑠 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑏𝑟𝑎𝑖𝑛 𝑔𝑒𝑡𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑓𝑢𝑐𝑘𝑒𝑑 𝑏𝑦 𝑠𝑡𝑢𝑝𝑖𝑑?"

( 𝑙𝑒𝑤𝑑 𝑟𝑝 )

[Asʜʟᴇʏ @PuppetForVought]

could definitely use someone like @ofdarism

[Asʜʟᴇʏ @PuppetForVought]

@P0RTINGCANARY "What are you stuttering for?"

[Asʜʟᴇʏ @PuppetForVought]

It's another glorious day of trying to cover up the latest fuck up that Vought has brought upon itself.

[ᅠᅠ𝖆𝐯𝖆ᅠ @toxiluv]

redheads do it better.

what, you may ask? everything.

[Asʜʟᴇʏ @PuppetForVought]

Eh, I guess that makes sense.

Well, you should! I know you'd make a killing if you did.

[𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑾𝑨𝑰𝑻𝑹𝑬𝑺𝑺 @BETTERWAITRESS]

rules are rules, I'm sure you understand!

we haven't thought about doing deliveries, but it's always something we could do in the future!

[Asʜʟᴇʏ @PuppetForVought]

Then let me buy you one and you can-...just have it behind the counter.

Uh-...

do you do deliveries?

[𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑾𝑨𝑰𝑻𝑹𝑬𝑺𝑺 @BETTERWAITRESS]

I appreciate the thought but I can't, my focus is all on the customers!

Mhm, easily done! what else?

[Asʜʟᴇʏ @PuppetForVought]

Maybe get yourself one or two as well. Oh!

and one of those croissant things! the ones that are filled with chocolate?

[𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑾𝑨𝑰𝑻𝑹𝑬𝑺𝑺 @BETTERWAITRESS]

I'm working on it!

[Asʜʟᴇʏ @PuppetForVought]

bring her at least five coffees.

[𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑾𝑨𝑰𝑻𝑹𝑬𝑺𝑺 @BETTERWAITRESS]

heading back to work!

[Asʜʟᴇʏ @PuppetForVought]

@Cl0neR0ts // Only if you feel comfortable!

[Asʜʟᴇʏ @PuppetForVought]

frantically deleting all trace of this so it just doesn't leak!!!!!