MICHAEL LESTER

HE/HIM. FORMER ADJUNCT PROFESSOR OF PUPPET STUDIES. POC (PUPPET OF COLOR).
STILL FEARS NO MAN AND NO GOD.

[MICHAEL LESTER @PuppetStudies]

@joshuaqnelson DIPSHIT

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TODAY THE FLAGS IN MINNESOTA FLY AT HALF MAST TO HONOR THIS GUY

[Minnesota DFL @MinnesotaDFL]

This came after old blog posts from Hagedorn surfaced where he called two female Senators “undeserving bimbos in tennis shoes” and wrote “leave it to liberals to ruin John Wayne’s wisdom of the only good Indian being a dead Indian,” among other things.
https://t.co/N5icKEt37Y

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PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T ENCOURAGE ALUMNI TO EXPRESS OPINIONS

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WHY DOES THE HEADLINE SAY "INDEFINITELY" BUT THE ARTICLE AND THE STATEMENT BOTH SAY "FOR THE IMMEDIATE FUTURE"

[Houston Chronicle @HoustonChron]

UPDATE: The National Butterfly Center on the Texas border is closing “for the immediate future” after conspiracy-fueled threats against the center escalated in recent days. https://t.co/vi9KSIEi7e

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@jhhartzer @meesusthemoy LESTER IS WORKING ON FULLY TRANSCENDING THE PHYSICAL FORM AND HOPEFULLY SOON WILL EXIST ONLY IN DREAMSPACE

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LEARN SOMETHING

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Still my favorite correction ever.
Thank you ⁦@washingtonpost⁩

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ALSO PREDATORY STUDENT LOANS ARE NIXON'S FAULT BECAUSE HE SAW STUDENTS AS HIS POLITICAL ENEMIES AND WANTED TO PUNISH THEM https://t.co/PNaJGl9PuK

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EO WILSON DIED YESTERDAY, GENERALLY CONSIDERED TO BE ONE OF THE GREATEST MODERN SCIENTISTS. WHEN HE GRADUATED COLLEGE, TUITION AT HIS ALMA MATER WAS LESS THAN $190 (THE EQUIVALENT OF ABOUT $1700). TODAY TUITION THERE IS $1300.

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LESTER'S POINT IS, PERHAPS THE RIGIDITY OF THE HIGHER EDUCATION IS BAD ACTUALLY AND THE PEOPLE WHO ARE HERALDED AS THE "GREATEST MINDS" (WHATEVER THAT MEANS) DID SO BECAUSE OF COMPASSION AND SUPPORT IN HIGHER ED.

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“PALPATINE’S GOVERNMENT BOASTED ONE OF THE LARGEST INTERPLANETARY PROFILES”

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HELLO @nytimes THIS IS ONE OF THR MOST CREATIVE WAYS TO REFER TO A COLONIAL EMPIRE LESTER HAD EVER SEEN

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CONGRATULATIONS TO @profkphillips

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UPDATE: MACALESTER NOW EMPLOYS THE SAME NUMBER OF TENURED INDIGENOUS PROFESSORS AS IT DOES WHITE GUYS WITH THE LAST NAME WELLS

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BY "THIS YEAR" LESTER MEANS "IT ALREADY PASSED ON SEPTEMBER 29TH-ISH"

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LESTER IS HONESTLY SURPRISED HE HASN'T HEARD ANY WHITE PEOPLE MAKE A BIG DEAL THAT THIS YEAR IS THE 400TH ANNIVERSARY OF THANKSGIVING. MAYBE THEY'RE FINALLY LEARNING A SENSE OF SHAME

[MICHAEL LESTER @PuppetStudies]

@macalester2go GOTTA DO EVERYTHING MY GODDAMN SELF AROUND HERE

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@macalester2go ITS A GODDAMN SOUSAPHONE