Hoag’s Puppet Telegrams

My name is Hoag and I make personalized puppet telegrams. The perfect gift idea for anyone, any occasion. Spread a smile today!

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@elonmusk @realDonaldTrump Depends what you mean by “starts”.

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@realDonaldTrump What. A. Joke.

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@realDonaldTrump @elonmusk

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@realDonaldTrump @elonmusk Not working

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Back to school telegrams for the kiddos just $9!

Order via link in bio. (https://t.co/OTB7REliak)

[Megan Hart @MeganHart333333]

Whoa! Just heard Ricky Gervais is playing Jonathan Davis in the upcoming Korn biopic!!! #RickyGervais

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@TylerKepner I heard that too!

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@JoshMalina Devastatingly thorough policing. You’re grammer initiatives no know bounds.

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@accpchest boccilism?

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@DRoughnecks No problem. I bet you’ve gotten a ton of tweets, didn’t mean to pile it on, just wanted to make sure y’all knew. Have a great game!

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@DRoughnecks Em’s mic?

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@_lindsayp Thanks, Lindsay!

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Get your mom a last minute Mother's Day gift she won't forget - a loving video from a funny puppet from our friends at @PuppetTelegrams!

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Mothers Day alert! You have one more day to make it happen for mom. We’ve got you covered. And in honor of my 311 soundsystem shirt, here’s a coupon for $5 off: SOUNDSYSTEM. @pnut @NickHexum you guys can have one for free for all the love over the years.

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@Smelliott_Moore Nothing works

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Valentine’s Day “Love-Grams” now available! Get your orders in soon. https://t.co/hL3Y9UTSZt

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@JoshMalina Dang, you’re revisions no know bounds. Their all justified, though.

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@TheMeisse Yeah what a weird moment. “Sorry, got another gig at the Oasis bar and grille!”

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@JoshMalina @WestWingWeekly Ahhh damn you beat me to it

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@WestWingWeekly, what are the chances Sorkin punched up the Biden inauguration speech? Did you catch the “joy cometh in the morning” bit? (“College Kids” episode, although I know at least @HrishiHirway had that reference on his speed dial.) @JoshMalina