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Someday I'll think of something clever to write here that will make Twitter think I'm really really cool

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@coventrycchelp Done

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@coventrycchelp tried calling but your automated system keeps cutting me off. I need to speak to someone about my most recent bin collection, our blue lid bin has gone missing and I have a suspicion the bin may have gone into the truck as there was quite a commotion on the day.

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Prediction:

Utd will need 3pts from their last two games, draw one and then go on to lose against Cesc.

[Ben Jacobs @JacobsBen]

🔴 Manchester United #UCL fixtures. Michael Carrick's side face Bayern at Old Trafford and draw Champions League debutants Sabah and Como:

H: Bayern
A: Atletico Madrid
H: Roma
A: Sporting
H: Leipzig
A: Villarreal
H: Sabah
A: Como

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@coventrycchelp Thanks, I have done this but is there any way of getting footage from the rubbish truck from the day as I don't believe the bin was returned to the property?

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@coventrycchelp @coventrycc are you able to help on the above?

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@SuellaBraverman That community note ....

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Two more matches like this and Carrick can start the countdown. This is as inept as anything we've seen

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This is shambolic.

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It's quite incredible how almost every season we start like these guys just met each other 5 minutes before kick off. Zero structure to anything

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Losing season openers...

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Back to his best they say 😭😭😭

[Match of the Day @BBCMOTD]

Back to his best 🔥

Martin Odegaard has already scored more goals across all competitions this season than he managed in 36 appearances last year 😲

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@ArgosHelpers I have done now but it's 3rd time I've sent the same message

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@ArgosHelpers hi I need to raise a complaint. Do I DM you?

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@ArgosHelpers I have done this twice already??

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@ArgosHelpers DM sent again

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@ArgosHelpers DM sent. Thanks

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@Argos_Online how do I raise a complaint?

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LOL

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: The Parliamentary investigation into Nigel Farage’s £5m gift has now resumed

[Steven Methven @StevenJMethven]

Reform put a ton of effort into the Gorton and Denton byelection and lost. Turnout: 47.5%

They threw it all at the Makerfield byelection and lost again. Turnout: 58.7%.

Clacton's turnout is 43%. If Farage wins, we'll have learned that Reform is capable of regaining its own seats when everyone stays at home and the opponent is a bin

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It's a legit mental illness at this point

[The Overlap @WeAreTheOverlap]

"No disrespect, but he chose comfort over legacy!" 😳

Fan Debate returns tomorrow, and Matt isn’t holding back on Vini Jr’s decision to stay at Real Madrid! 👀