Alex

Michigan | Texas | Florida | back to Michigan

[Alex @PurdsWords]

I think we need to have more respect for people born on the first of the month who have to pay rent on their birthday.

[Alex @PurdsWords]

@mojorood Lol when a misspelling of her name is also trending 🤣

[Alex @PurdsWords]

Didn't realize this was satire until the replies 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

FL Governor Ron DeSantis shocked political observers this morning at a press conference where he announced a statewide ban on Pink Floyd, the English progressive rock group generally considered by popular music critics to be one of the most influential bands of all-time. (thread)

[Alex @PurdsWords]

I'm so sorry but I don't have any for this trash of a character.

[Grey's Anatomy @GreysABC]

Drop your favorite Owen Hunt quotes below 😌

[Alex @PurdsWords]

@KatieGrosskopf I've never met another family who does pie like you do!

[Alex @PurdsWords]

@QuotableAnna I enjoy the glasses adjustment

[Alex @PurdsWords]

@QuotableAnna This tweet was sent to my phone and I also did not sleep last night because of it 🙃

[Alex @PurdsWords]

"Stop making this political" said the same men politicizing my reproductive organs last week. 👍🏻

[Alex @PurdsWords]

@QuotableAnna Sending love to you ❤️ literally just getting over covid while vaccinated and pregnant, and it was pretty terrible for me 😑 so I get it.

[Alex @PurdsWords]

@mojorood Mine so far:
1. The lady at the park meeting gave a really good presentation on the tennis program and looked like she was changing kids lives
2. I saw a video of a newborn
3. I thought about the tennis program again 😑

[Alex @PurdsWords]

I'm getting pretty tired of people with large bladders around here.

[Alex @PurdsWords]

Disappointed to hear fatphobia commentary from @espn during @MSU_Basketball tonight.. "What would you say to some overweight kid out there?" What??

[Alex @PurdsWords]

Me: should I play Wordle?
Carl: no you probably won't like it .. It's a thinking game.

The ✨audacity✨ of this man.....

[Alex @PurdsWords]

We just had the most pre-covid activity filled weekend (meaning we saw a lot of friends). I'm exhausted and will now be sleeping until next Tuesday. Thank you.

[Alex @PurdsWords]

I thought my mental health was fine until I fell for an ad and downloaded a puzzles app on my phone last night 👀

[Alex @PurdsWords]

@mojorood But that's how I spot toxic christians!

[Alex @PurdsWords]

Hey @NevadaWolfPack if I'm a full time fan now, we need bigger names on the back of the football jerseys. Thanks from the 4th row!

[Alex @PurdsWords]

Evangelicals are absurd. A meme going around saying "Winter solstice means it's dark....but light is coming." Literally a roman pagan holiday, my dudes.

[Alex @PurdsWords]

I don't know if I love anything as much as Grey's Anatomy loves using sneakers squeaking on the floor sounds.

[Alex @PurdsWords]

Not me crying because my student dressed as a doctor on superhero day.

[Alex @PurdsWords]

"You know what's on my dream travel list?.... Philadelphia. I want to have the best Philly cheese steak."

Lawd help me.