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#31682 Can I take over this page

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#31681 To the girl who bullied me at Walc today, thanks for letting me know that i have no more reasons to like this miserable place anymore

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#31680 If you don't post on Mother's Day, you clearly hate your mother and probably stepped on the cracks as a child.

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#31679 Unpopular opinion: if you don't get engaged before 23, you're doing it right. That's right, I'm going against society's "standards" and couldn't care less.

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#31678 "If you can't beat them, join them" Literally every person who decides to join Greek Life. No wonder people nowadays are soft. They're scared of competition.

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#31677 Hi, i came here over a year ago asking the same question because I've forgotten this book title again.
Does anyone remember a book about a black (korean or vietnam) war veteran who was... https://t.co/QnXGNaxROp

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#31676 I had to get a job at Starbucks because I fucked a girl raw and buying the Plan B made me broke

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#31675 So I FINALLY organized a threesome with two hot blonds and now one of them has last minute reservations. He's worried about his yogurt slinger touching the other guy's vein cane. I... https://t.co/ShBztfgCVy

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#31674 Why is it only girls that like horses?

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#31673 If Instagram didn't exist, would we even have models?

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#31672 At what age do parents no longer get to brag that their child is in the 99th percentile for weight? I feel like everyone is throwing their huge kids in my face. At some point, you just have a fat kid.

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#31671 Unpopular opinion: I don’t get how A### g####’s performance was sexual assault

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#31670 Is the Nearly Naked Mile still a thing? I remember seeing them during my undergrad and wanting to join in.

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#31669 I really want to shame people who don't use soap when washing their hands after using the bathroom

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#31668 My wife is getting married to my old roommate next week. I wasn't okay with the idea at first but I think it will be fun for us three to live together long term.

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#31667 I'm nearly 24 years old, I've seen so much evidence to the contrary, and yet I still 100% believe that doctors do not try as hard to save your life if you're an organ donor. I hate... https://t.co/iSTVKgUF8p

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#31666 Guys who wear shorts in the winter are just showing that they don’t know how to do their laundry.

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#31665 I've spent more nights alone in the hospital, scared, exhausted, in pain, and doped out of my mind. Everyone tells me theyll be there when I need them most, including family. That's... https://t.co/p3Wv1jjK5V

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#31664 Okay honestly, I am done with life and my major(CS)
Seriously I used a loophole in the admission to get my ass here and now i’m struggling my ass as a junior. I seriously need a bus to run me down or one of the construction areas to have an accident and I get killed there

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#31663 So is there a club or FB group where people that love popping and squeezing can meet up with people that have a big, juicy zit on their back in an impossible to reach spot?