Purdue University Northwest

Off-brand University. 🤡 Mildly-endowed. A parody account. All tweets are jokes… for legal reasons. Not racist: I have a black friend.

[Purdue University Northwest @PurdueUNW]

.@PurdueNorthwest I made this for you. :)

[Harrison Krank @HarrisonKrank]

If you are in Chicago, please seek shelter at Soldier field, there is no chance of a touchdown there.

[Sticker Mule @stickermule]

WE ARE GIVING AWAY A CYBERTRUCK

ACTUALLY A CYBERBEAST

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[Purdue University Northwest @PurdueUNW]

@westmiwx Same

[Purdue University Northwest @PurdueUNW]

@ImKnotTheOne Same

[Purdue University Northwest @PurdueUNW]

@CYBERCH1CK Where are you viewing from?

[Purdue University Northwest @PurdueUNW]

@Ebonea_ Looks like Napier is closed for an accident. No electricity here either.

[Purdue University Northwest @PurdueUNW]

The libtards don’t want us looking at the sun during the eclipse. What are they hiding from us? #BidenWorstPresidentEver

[Purdue University Northwest @PurdueUNW]

@SethAbramson Wow this is messed up

[Purdue University Northwest @PurdueUNW]

@Liberacrat_ @MattWallace888 I don’t think it was trendy to take pregnancy photos at the time she would have been pregnant. And like, who shares old pregnancy photos?

[Purdue University Northwest @PurdueUNW]

@MattWallace888 That I really like her dress.

[Purdue University Northwest @PurdueUNW]

@IngrahamAngle Increase detention space, you dumb bitch.

[Purdue University Northwest @PurdueUNW]

@DoorDash I wasn’t able to enter anything after “but” in “peanut butter”

[Purdue University Northwest @PurdueUNW]

pterobyte played Torchlight III (Steam) in the last 24 hours https://t.co/sGttw38Xv0 #exophase

[Purdue University Northwest @PurdueUNW]

@elonmusk It looks like it’s made out of duct tape.

[Purdue University Northwest @PurdueUNW]

Loving the new sound Twitter makes when you retreat something!

[Purdue University Northwest @PurdueUNW]

@dominos Me!

[Qasim Rashid, Esq. @QasimRashid]

•Biden gets $42B for broadband—Trump admits to stealing classified docs
•PA Gov Shapiro repairs I-95 in 12 days—FL Gov DeSantis tries to cancel citizenship
•IL Gov Pritzker signs bill to guarantee breaks & a day off—TX Gov Abbot bans water breaks

The parties are not the same.

[Purdue University Northwest @PurdueUNW]

Is midjourney down? I’m trying to get ai to show me what this student’s tiddies look like since she won’t show me. @PurdueNorthwest #midjourney

[Dr. Amy, Psy.D. @DrAmyPsyD]

Depression is not a choice. You know what is a choice? Whether or not to engage in human trafficking.

[Purdue University Northwest @PurdueUNW]

Dean of students took off his pants.