The Batter

05/22/2008||No nsfw please
Drive commented under pinned.

I have a sacred mission to fulfill,
I must purify the world.

[The Batter @PureHomeRunner]

Lightness, purity.
Darkness, filthy.
But darkness is ripe of light.
Ripe of purity.

I only am.
I only am the one who purifies the darkness.

I sense a darkness here.

And I seek to purify it.

And the specters.
Big hitters here it seems.

Well,
Here I come.

[Parody X joined!]

[The Batter @PureHomeRunner]

Fellas, real talk should I make a list for people that I lowkey need to slime out?

[The Batter @PureHomeRunner]

Lightness, purity.
Darkness, filthy.
But darkness is ripe of light.
Ripe of purity.

I only am.
I only am the one who purifies the darkness.

I sense a darkness here.

And I seek to purify it.

And the specters.
Big hitters here it seems.

Well,
Here I come.

[Parody X joined!]

[The Batter @PureHomeRunner]

Well that’s not my problem.

So I recommend you find an answer to it sooner or later.

Someone who knows this could just attack you from the right side of the screen.

[Vee || 🍉 || SURVEY_PROGRAM (TEAM TRAGEDY!) @bygoneshelter]

* CAN'T. MY APPEARANCE IS ASYMMETRICAL.

[Vee || 🍉 || SURVEY_PROGRAM (TEAM TRAGEDY!) @bygoneshelter]

* CAN'T. MY APPEARANCE IS ASYMMETRICAL.

[𒀱ʸᵃʳᵃ ʸᵃʳᵃ ᵖʰᵒⁿᵏ𒀱 @G1RL_LARPER]

The fuck you mean zone

[The Batter @PureHomeRunner]

Well you can’t do that either.

Just flip your battle sprites.

And don’t move the camera again.

[Vee || 🍉 || SURVEY_PROGRAM (TEAM TRAGEDY!) @bygoneshelter]

* (the camera pans a bit over to the right)
* SORRY DUDE. CAN'T EXACTLY DO THAT WHEN MY BATTLE SPRITE ONLY FACES THE LEFT.

[The Batter @PureHomeRunner]

Well you can’t do that either.

Just flip your battle sprites.

And don’t move the camera again.

[Vee || 🍉 || SURVEY_PROGRAM (TEAM TRAGEDY!) @bygoneshelter]

* (the camera pans a bit over to the right)
* SORRY DUDE. CAN'T EXACTLY DO THAT WHEN MY BATTLE SPRITE ONLY FACES THE LEFT.

[The Batter @PureHomeRunner]

Why are you looking at me like that.

I have yet to even speak.

What zone even is this..?

[The Batter @PureHomeRunner]

[BACKGROUND IF NEEDED]

[The Batter @PureHomeRunner]

Well then…

Here we are.

Show me you are pure, in whatever way you see fit.

[Check replies for BG]

[The Batter @PureHomeRunner]

@THETRUEH0RR0R Can I spawncamp yes?

No? No I can’t..?

Okay, I’ll see myself out then

[The Batter @PureHomeRunner]

“This is the ZONE GUARDIAN, then?”

“Let’s get to work.”

[The Batter @PureHomeRunner]

“This is the ZONE GUARDIAN, then?”

“Let’s get to work.”

[Alf + Cheese (New Event?) @BlEp_CrEaTuRa]

“Chao?”

[The Batter @PureHomeRunner]

//This is genuinely like a magnum opus level edit by the way, be proud of that shit.

[Ralsei @FluffiestGirl]

Welcome To Castle Town!

[The Batter @PureHomeRunner]

I’m going to try and get this account it’s steam back.

…

Hopefully.

[—▽ 𝑰𝒃𝒊𝒔 𝑷𝒂𝒊𝒏𝒕 𝑴𝒂𝒏 ! ▽— @Dream1ng_Edit]

— - - - — [ 📌] — - - - —

◃ — 𝚈𝙾𝚄𝚁 𝙴𝙳𝙸𝚃𝚂 𝙲𝙰𝙽
𝙳𝚁𝙴𝙰𝙼 𝚃𝙾𝙾 , 𝚈𝙾𝚄 𝙺𝙽𝙾𝚆 ? — ▹

— - - - — [ 📌] — - - - —

[The Batter @PureHomeRunner]

@gasterstruelove I purify the tweets.

I am me.

And you are not.

[The Batter @PureHomeRunner]

@bygoneshelter Whatever.