Hugo Fast

Breaking hearts and blasting farts... on bIuesky.

[Hugo Fast @PureLard]

@TheMaineWonk I've seen the document. I bought some beef out of the trunk of a guy's car. Now I have the runs. #StreetMeat #Beefer

[Hugo Fast @PureLard]

@BonkDaCarnivore I bought some cheap beef out of the trunk of a guy's car. Made sure to cook it extra long. Tastes like an old boot. #StreetMeat #Beefer

[Hugo Fast @PureLard]

@SecretaryBurgum @USGS You're on your knees Doug. Take the load! #LoveToSeeIt #Creampie4Doug #CumDumpsterDoug

[Hugo Fast @PureLard]

@FlavioVolpe1 As the former Governor of North Dakota you'd think he might want to encourage some tourism and trade with Canada. Fargo and Grand Forks rely on it somewhat. Be that way... #DougTakesTheLoad

[Hugo Fast @PureLard]

@mehdirhasan https://t.co/S4YaHbulzv

[Hugo Fast @PureLard]

@WPGMurat Hellebuyck for Oettinger (plus something else).

[Hugo Fast @PureLard]

@HeerJeet All he cares about is himself at the top and Biden/Obama at the bottom. Throw in Clinton to emphasize that Biden/Obama are at the bottom. Not meant to make sense. Just to insult.

[Hugo Fast @PureLard]

@Acosta Mission accomplished = Donny manages to go "boom boom" in the potty rather than in his pants. #MissionAccomplished #DiaperDon #DiaperBreach

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

The United States has never looked weaker or more ridiculous and incompetent to allies and enemies around the world than we do right now.

[Hugo Fast @PureLard]

@rooprajfox2 He should seize the Stellantis plant.
https://t.co/jr267CBJyZ

[Hugo Fast @PureLard]

@RpsAgainstTrump Who's on diaper duty today? Sounds like his turds have backed up into his brain and now it's coming out his mouth. #DJTMoron

[Hugo Fast @PureLard]

@infolibnews Is it something to do with the Epstein files? Check them out!! #TrumpEpsteinPedoParty

[Hugo Fast @PureLard]

@CTVNews I had some stickers printed that read: "May contain human fecal matter. Product of the USA." I put them on any American products that I see.

[Hugo Fast @PureLard]

@Acyn Is he talking about the Epstein files? Supposedly there is evidence that DJT raped a 13 year old girl. #TrumpEpsteinPedoCoverUp

[Hugo Fast @PureLard]

@SecretaryBurgum Thanks dumbass. Is this something to do with the Epstein files? #PedoTrump #EpsteinTrumpPedoParty

[Hugo Fast @PureLard]

@RonFilipkowski This is the force multiplier with the explosive diarrhea epidemic. #WhatAMess

[Hugo Fast @PureLard]

@DMichaelTripi This is your food now. You'll get used to it. #FecalFood

[Hugo Fast @PureLard]

@IanCalderon Why would Shirley be masturbating on homeless people? Is it some kind of online stunt or bizarre challenge? One sick puppy. #GetHelp #SickFuck

[Daniel Dale @ddale8]

President Trump's criticism of Canada has been filled with lies – a remarkable variety of assertions that either wildly distort a kernel of truth or are plain made up. Here's just part of the list, which doesn't include yesterday's nonsense: https://t.co/xa5mtsrnnZ

[Peter Armstrong @armstrongcbc]

Had a chat with PBS tonight about the escalation in the trade war