Richard Dockrill

Swimmin like a fish

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Mexico's 34th President ruled for less than an hour, and then quit.

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I love Julia and Jack so much I just cant handle my love #ohmylove #boyohboy #lovemachine

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"@UberFacts: Jim Carrey would write Tupac funny letters while he was in prison to help make him smile."

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A woman woke up at her own funeral - She was so shocked, that she had a heart attack and died. http://t.co/ylheiGPp

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I got a job as a bounty hunter in China. every time they put a new wanted poster up, the guy they were after was standing right next to me!

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What do you call a Mexican who lost his car? Carlos

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I feel the same way about turtles as I do Asian people. If they aren't ninjas, I'm not interested.

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Krusty crabs , in bikini bottom =)

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What’s a word the begins with N, ends in R and you never want to a call a black person?

Neighbour.

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What did one tit say to the other?
I hope we get support soon or people will think we're nuts.

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What's the speed limit of sex?
68 because at 69 you have to turn around.

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What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?
Doughnuts.

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How do you give a blind queer a thrill?
Leave the plunger in the toilet.

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Since there are more Chinese people than any other race on Earth, does that mean they have normal eyes and we have big crazy googly ones?

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They say one in every four men is gay, so there must be one in my group of friends. U hope it's Michael - he's super cute.

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How many police officers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat the room for being black

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Two condoms walk into a gay bar. One turns and says to the other Let's get shitfaced.

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Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team?

Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim is already in the United States!

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What do you tell a women with two black eyes?

Nothing, you've already told her twice.

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What did the Jewish paedophile say to the child?

Hey kid, would you like to buy some candy?