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six seven ruined my life

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Guys hanging out with your friends is like real life tweeting

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The diarrhea parasite is like a Tulpa - I'm choosing not to believe it so it can't hurt me

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Thinking about when my parents thought i got with the wrong crowd online for playing secret hitler with my friends

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Woke up lookin for the broccoli

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Got called bald by a 12 year old today

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Thought it was blue collar summer but it's actually Mexican summer

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Como se dice "work has been fucking me with a steel rod in the ass"

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Didnt do shit all weekend - hinge date just cancelled - been spending way too much money

In my L era

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Philly Chudsteak

[Dan 🐝 @wtfisupdanny]

@sogukcaydidii W Nacho

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Left the backrooms movie with the goal to make my apartment as little like the backrooms as possible

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Obsession fucked me up. What a complex narrative - might be one of my favorite horror movies all time

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Booked my backsessions tickets for tomorrow

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4th of chudly

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I love bartending chat

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I can never tell if 20 minute naps make me feel significantly worse or marginally better

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Baby shower? I sure hope it does!

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Insecure asf late 20 yo dudes make me want to pull my eyes out

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Tomato sandwich my beloved

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@e_dawgg69 It was in the subtext of what he said

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Maintenance guy at oomf's apartment said I look like I drive a Harley.. possibly the biggest ego boost ive had in months