Purity Mukami

live love
breath love
give love💛

[Wesile Snipes @__sugarvenom]

“Store in an airtight container”
Me:

[Zion @zionszzn]

Studying and graduating is a PRIVILEGE, but working in the field you studied is another PRIVILEGE.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

That urge to start applying for new jobs after your boss makes you mad is crazy 😭😂

[Lissa♥️♥️ @lizzkelly7]

The fake urgency created in corporate life for absolutely no reason is one of the worst things humans have invented.

[maMvelase ❤️ @Nocylove123]

I swear the air gets heavier around 7 pm on Sundays. You can feel the Microsoft Teams energy approaching.

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

Corporate rule : If the problem is too big, schedule a meeting and make it everyone's problem.

[Nthabiseng @maetsa_kabomo]

The older I get, the more I realise.. Happiness is quiet mornings, paid bills, a safe home, and people who don't stress you out.

[Wolfie 🐺 @TheIgboWolf]

I rarely taste my food while cooking, I cook entirely on confidence and vibes so the finished product is always a surprise to me as much as it is to you.

If you eat my food and something is wrong, please know that I am also a victim and we are in this together.

[shreya @shreyaatwt]

and for the lady, perhaps a remote job that pays in dollars

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

The older I get, the more I hate making extra stops after work. I drive home like I'm very late for the house.

[Jannik Beginner @Wana____]

Kinda hard to build emergency funds when everyday is an emergency.

[miia @miiagarro]

and for the lady, perhaps an entire week of existing without any responsibilities

[Yves ౨ৎ @yvessirae]

when I finally meet his mom and instead of offering me 50 milion dollars to stay away from her son, she actually likes me

[sine. @sneminaj]

Baby no job is ever that serious for you to be a work snitch.

[Franc™ @Its_franc_]

Whoever discovered 'waaah' really saved us ju sasa tungekuwa tunajibu aje watu wengine

[Purity Mukami @PurityMukami_]

@KenyaPower_Care No lights since monday morning reference no 14692529

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Don’t EVER let your printer know you’ve waited until the last minute and you’re in a hurry, because it can sense fear.

[Purity Mukami @PurityMukami_]

@KenyaPower_Care no lights since monday morning mtr number 37193411339

[𐌕 @fwtimini]

“What time do you get off work?”

Me: Officially 5pm

Emotionally around 2pm but on Fridays 10am

[Purity Mukami @PurityMukami_]

@KenyaPower_Care No power since morning mtr number 37193411339