PurpTheAlien

In need of merc work hmu! He/him. I’m here I guess. Proud brother of Punz. Quackity DNI. (PARODY ACCOUNT OF A CHARACTER)

[PurpTheAlien @PurpTheNotAlien]

((‼️DSMP PARODYTWT MOMENTZ

A totally serious thread ✨🧵

[PurpTheAlien @PurpTheNotAlien]

Lowkey need more ppl trash talking Quackity

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@KarlosSweets @LasNevadasPres #CancelThisGuy

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@mello_mmy ((DJJEJE I didn’t see this 😭💔

[PurpTheAlien @PurpTheNotAlien]

This is all Tommy’s fault. He made me soft. He’s the reason Punz doesn’t want me

[PurpTheAlien @PurpTheNotAlien]

@mello_mmy ((PfFfF you’re good. I forgot anyways 😭 LOL

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@mello_mmy ((Redo for the last part? :P

[PurpTheAlien @PurpTheNotAlien]

@mello_mmy -destructive, and isolation, so he’s a very cheery dog, and is actually one of the few Purp actually feels comfortable to be himself around. He’d actually be like an emotional support dog in an era where Purp was healing, and help him with his anger issues. :3

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@mello_mmy ((OoF uH- my story for Dogchamp is actually very differentdjd ToT

Purpled keeps him hidden from everyone in his cave, in a hidden room, and only brings him out when they’re alone. Dogchamp, despite being a dog, has an understanding that his owner struggles with being self-

[PurpTheAlien @PurpTheNotAlien]

@mello_mmy That doesn’t matter

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((Purpled just needs someone who recognizes his views are very warped, and just needs someone who can slowly help him out of it 💔

He just needs someone who’ll show him care and know he’s being self destructive out of fear, and won’t leave him 😔

[PurpTheAlien @PurpTheNotAlien]

@mello_mmy What were you expecting? Mercenaries don’t do with morals. We don’t need anyone. Nothing matters to us

[PurpTheAlien @PurpTheNotAlien]

@mello_mmy I’ve known Punz longer and owe him. I have no loyalty to anyone but him

[PurpTheAlien @PurpTheNotAlien]

@mello_mmy Oh piss off. I owe Punz everything. And this is exactly the problem. You keep trying to corrupt my mind with all this crap

[PurpTheAlien @PurpTheNotAlien]

@mello_mmy No it’s not! You messed me up and now Punz doesn’t want me

[PurpTheAlien @PurpTheNotAlien]

@mello_mmy Being around you makes me soft

[PurpTheAlien @PurpTheNotAlien]

@mello_mmy Bro who invited u

[PurpTheAlien @PurpTheNotAlien]

@punzval0 @mello_mmy ((YIPPIEE

[PurpTheAlien @PurpTheNotAlien]

Why does everyone keep trying to turn me against Punz? I’m not stupid. I’m not falling for any of that crap.

[PurpTheAlien @PurpTheNotAlien]

@punzval0 ((👀 where?

[PurpTheAlien @PurpTheNotAlien]

@punzval0 If that’s what you want. I’ll do better for you

[PurpTheAlien @PurpTheNotAlien]

@punzval0 I can do better

[PurpTheAlien @PurpTheNotAlien]

I failed him. I failed I failed I failed