Ladies, do not date guys who:
- watch porn
- watch sports more than they play sports
- haven't read a book in a year
- have temper tantrums
- eat junk food / soy-ber eats
- aren't driven by a mission
- drink tap water
- hate alpacas
Zero tolerance with this crap
Oil prices today: $115.83 a barrel
Gas prices today: $5.01 a gallon
Oil prices in April of 2008: $116.50
Gas prices in April of 2008: $3.51 a gallon
Gas prices are $1.50 a gallon higher than they should be because of the greed of big oil. It's time for a windfall profits tax.