Michael

I'm a trend setter. I set trends.

[Michael @PurpleCobra5]

@BrianSumpter14 They’re gonna be called excerpts. Get it? Or Xcerpts

[Naked Juice @nakedjuice]

Post a selfie with fruits or veggies, add #DrinkGoodDoGood and we’ll donate 10lbs to communities in need.

[Michael @PurpleCobra5]

Idk whose idea shark week was, but he's a hero

[dane @dane_aragon]

I made my first vlog guys. Check it out...subscribe to my channel? Give it like? https://t.co/HkdlRz3ZKu via @YouTube

[relatable @byreIatable]

why'd you drop outta college?

me: I couldn't find parking

[Michael @PurpleCobra5]

Just because it's getting warmer doesn't mean I'm going to stop wearing sweat pants

[Michael @PurpleCobra5]

Fuck I want roller blades #bladelyfe

[relatable @byreIatable]

current emotion: dogs who are stuck but pretending everything is fine

[relatable @byreIatable]

Stages of College:
1) Denial (I won't take this L)
2) Anger (I swear if I take this L...)
3) Acceptance (taking the L)

Repeat next week

[Michael @PurpleCobra5]

If you eat cheeseburgers or pizza with a knife and fork, we can't be friends

[Michael @PurpleCobra5]

@gabbbs15 Don't worry, I've already given them a bad review on yelp. Btw I'm a yelper #watchout

[Michael @PurpleCobra5]

If a snapchat story says "sound" There is a 75% chance someone is yelling, and 100% chance not worth the effort of clicking the vol button.

[Michael @PurpleCobra5]

2900 people in Africa are killed each year by hippos. Stay safe guys, use the buddy system.