lil thottie

got so many thots call it overthinkin

[lil thottie @PurpleDealer]

anything related to any part of the employment process makes me want to kill myself... applying? 🤢 interviewing?? 😳 WORKING??????? 😔 nah bro just end my life

[lil thottie @PurpleDealer]

i looooove seeing foreigners enjoy pieces of U.S. culture for the first time, like yes girl buy those twinkies! enjoy that small town diner food!

[lil thottie @PurpleDealer]

they’re seriously addicted to playing recession music at the bars these days

[lil thottie @PurpleDealer]

why is the only music they play when you go out dancing these days from 2012 or earlier

[lil thottie @PurpleDealer]

memorial day weekend is always the perfect soft launch for summer

[lil thottie @PurpleDealer]

why are the carolinas so indistinguishable in my head like what are the stereotypes

[lil thottie @PurpleDealer]

getting a random scratch and thinking “i look like a cat owner”

[lil thottie @PurpleDealer]

you know how you’ll be talking shit about ai at work and then your coworker starts to tell you about how much they love ai

[lil thottie @PurpleDealer]

when you think about it a bulletin board is just a living collage and i love that

[lil thottie @PurpleDealer]

IT’S A GREAT DAY TO BE NAMED LYDIA

[Justin Bieber Tour News @JustinsTourNews]

Justin Bieber wishing happy birthday to a fan last week in New York!

[lil thottie @PurpleDealer]

so as someone who just saw the wizard of oz for the first time after having already seen wicked, im confused lol

[lil thottie @PurpleDealer]

WHY ISNT AXS LETTING ME BUY KACEY MUSGRAVES PRESALE TICKETS. IM NOT A ROBOT BRO

[lil thottie @PurpleDealer]

real talk though has anyone in history ever preferred to sit at a high top?

[gab @lovesudifferent]

biggest star in the world sat his ass on stage and made his headlining show a personable, interactive hang out where he reminisced on his entire career sorry that’s special! like youtube started his career. it’s for ME!!!!

[fawn @fawnncel]

april fools Never made sense to me why would you start off a beautiful month with a day of trickery . Just makes no sense. Why not call it april loves. April joys. April smart person

[abet @abetblessings]

sometimes u need to listen to all of kacey musgraves Golden Hour and remember that life can be beautiful and full of love

[lil thottie @PurpleDealer]

me watching love overboard

[Icy @whereicy]

You can just tell when someones never had a job that made them mop

[lil thottie @PurpleDealer]

ozzy anytime someone refers to him as just “mike” #survivor