Sarah

BFC @KYR_SP33DY

[Jenni @hashjenni]

there’s a special place in heII reserved for these trophy hunters

[BIG BAG JAZ 💰 @JazTheRapper]

this is a top tier joke

[victoria ♀️ @fatfabfeminist]

we all died and this is hell

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

Me after saying goodbye to that stray cat i met 5mins ago

[naomi @lachancenaomi27]

The tummy out is killing me

[Rent Free With Kory Amyx @RentFreeTalk]

How to pronounce acetaminophen:

ree-LEESE thuh EPP-steen FYLES

[🦅 @ilovewikipedia]

i am pregnant taking 10 Tylenol a day in hopes my son becomes the greatest Magic the Gathering player in the world

[JustTheFacts! ⚓️ 🇺🇸🦅 @JustTheFacts_68]

This… 👇👇👇👇👇

[RB @rbisrb]

Sign of the Day...

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Breaking: Elon Musk discovers the U.S. Constitution and is furious about it.

[Sarah @PurpleLoverXDD]

@ZacksJerryRig Let’s remove seatbelts from cars too

[Grant Certiorari @GrantCertiorari]

A plane just crashed in Philadelphia.

Please stay calm while Donald Trump figures out which minority to blame for this

[Hey, Dave! @davegreenidge57]

As of January 20, this address will, for the next 4 years, appear on the national registry of sex offenders. What a country.

[seri is moving to bsky🦋 @serisgarden]

remember when alexander hamilton couldn’t run for president bc he admitted to paying a man bc he was having an affair? and now we have a president elect who has cheated on his wives and SA’d multiple women and has committed fraud against the united states government

[jordyn youngblood 🧸 @whyjordie]

“I voted for him for cheap groceries”

[Rep. Casey Weinstein 🇺🇸 @RepWeinstein]

“Pro-life” would be 20 Sandy Hook students voting for the first time this election.

[Megan @Megan_With_No_H]

My agenda today:

• Vote
• Drag Show
• Abortion at lunch
• Vote again
• Sex change in a prison bathroom
• Put tampons in the men's room
• Cast some spells while listening to Taylor Swift
• Eat pets for dinner in Springfield
• Take "illegals" to vote

[Sarah @PurpleLoverXDD]

@KEEMSTAR Call me ugly then

[Sarah @PurpleLoverXDD]

@hashjenni Greys anatomy