Mitch Etpourne (Aloha Male)

Rock hard abs mean nothing to this hunky dadbod, parlay misser, internet thug with a heart of mixed metals, oxford comma user, and

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿Celtmane⛧☭🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @Celt_mane]

White people when they find the guy who invented coleslaw

[Eris @ERIS_MANIA_YT]

when you visit a white person house

[✭𝙅𝙊𝙍𝙄𝙄✭ @JoriiMin]

#WhoGotThatDrank

[Mitch Etpourne (Aloha Male) @PurpleMinion313]

Anitwt pussy stench got the room steppin back like palace molly

[prezoh @prezoh]

So what we get drunk, so what we smoke weed

[Mitch Etpourne (Aloha Male) @PurpleMinion313]

Im sippin on wata til the day chudai

[Mitch Etpourne (Aloha Male) @PurpleMinion313]

Slayr consent button 👇

[Mitch Etpourne (Aloha Male) @PurpleMinion313]

I hustle for this butter

[Mitch Etpourne (Aloha Male) @PurpleMinion313]

😀verity haha

[d @ausarfc_]

when yo underwear match yo fit but nb kno

[Mitch Etpourne (Aloha Male) @PurpleMinion313]

Didy jokes ☠️☠️☠️☠️ dark humor です

[kewlman @kewlman303]

when you go outside and the weather is diddy poop air 💀:

[LowTierGod @LowTiierGod]

Never tell the world your dreams.

[Federico Italiano @FedeItaliano76]

'The General Zapped an Angel' (1970) by Dutch-Italian artist Karel Thole

[FatTrollgesFarting @AyinDegDeg]

when someone say poop is bad 💀

[prezoh @prezoh]

Carly rae jepsen..................... @carlyraejepsen

[prezoh @prezoh]

yes 😭 26 is one of the largest numbers

[Mitch Etpourne (Aloha Male) @PurpleMinion313]

Pull up to the quiet on the creek slime vibe w me 😂😂🇯🇵🌸

[trey 🌱 @CrossDatStreet]

which dm are you picking 👀

[Mitch Etpourne (Aloha Male) @PurpleMinion313]

It wasnt even that bad over there it was pretty fun

[untitled7549 @untitled7549t]

probably the most fascinating artist right now because he is so unquestionably dogshit both musically and personably and yet he continues be revered by dudes online. it’s such a confounding phenomenon

[stone (43/100) @stonethegoatZ]

type shit deltarune fans watch after telling you underground rap is too overstimulating