Jesus

Stupid person by the name of Jesus | Casual Marth Smash player | Pokemon Unite | takes L's | Official #1 Steve hater | don't take my tweets seriously

[Jesus @PurpleRoy2]

I think Marth jab has crazy potential as a kill move 🤯

[𝕛𝕒𝕟𝕖𝕒 @heyyitsjanea]

fuck it if a felon can be president then an immigrant can too

[JB Pritzker @JBPritzker]

No money to feed hungry kids—and yet, Trump can somehow find the money for a UFC Arena, a $600 million ballroom, and a $50 billion war in Iran.

[Kyle Whitmire @WarOnDumb]

An administration against windmills because the president says they kill birds is pouring hydrogen peroxide into a home for ducks and geese.

[FactPost @factpostnews]

Kash Patel has allegedly funneled more than $1 million of taxpayer money to a slush fund for loyalist FBI agents.

[Gorantt @UTD_Gorantt]

The Moment Van Dijk knew the 2022 World Cup was rigged for Messi.

[Jesus @PurpleRoy2]

Nazis trying to make nazis look good 😭😭😭 propaganda doesn't work when we're below the ground level.

[Fox News @FoxNews]

A 6-year-old boy was found floating unconscious in a Florida pool. Seconds later, an ICE officer jumped in to save him.

ICE law enforcement officer Gregory Simmonds spotted the child in distress in Pasco County on May 16 and immediately pulled him from the water.

The child wasn't breathing, and Simmonds began life-saving CPR at the scene until the boy regained consciousness.

Local authorities say the child is expected to make a full recovery, a rescue DHS is calling an act of bravery.

[Political Punk @actingliketommy]

The White House account is wilding

[Political Punk @actingliketommy]

Kill yourself to own the libs

[Jesus @PurpleRoy2]

Mkleo streaming playing as Marth

[Jesus @PurpleRoy2]

Famous people used to be like-able

[Jesus @PurpleRoy2]

@tipimon Why isn't Captain Falcon not in the top 10 😭. Bro is a Up b bot

[Dom @New_D_Kosher]

Five Below and Dollar Tree really gotta change the name. Niggas false advertising

[sarah @mariopusxyattac]

hi here’s my sprite for #DesignASprite

[Cameron 🇺🇸 🗽🦅 @CameronCorduroy]

>renames it to the Department of War
>names himself the Secretary of War
>fights one war
>loses

[SF | Ramin (coaching era) @Mr_RSmash]

I turned 33 today!

Let's hope Smash 6 comes out before I hit 35 I'm getting older now Sakurai plz hurry up 😭😂

Appreciate everyone reaching out to wish me a happy birthday 🙏

[Jesus @PurpleRoy2]

Trump is more gay than a gay person 😭

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Donald Trump recalls meeting the President of Egypt:

“He was in a hotel, and I met him, and we fell in love, deeply in love. He didn’t even wanna meet Hillary [Clinton], he said “you’re going to win”… We had great chemistry, and I stayed twice as long as I was supposed to”

[Jesus @PurpleRoy2]

Starbucks doesn't have anything going on for itself. Everything on the menu is expensive. For example, if I were to go, I'll get a matcha latte. Not only is it a bit more expensive than going to a local cafe, but it's also hella mid 😭.

[Redd @ReddCinema]

Starbucks has recently closed hundreds of stores and laid off staff as the chain continues to struggle

[✨Kei$ha✨ @GlamazonJay]

Now we know who crack was at the White House

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Iran’s World Cup team will be required to leave the U.S. within hours of every match, according to a White House official.