>Be Bryan Johnson
>Decide at 42 that death is optional if you have enough money and no personality
>Hire a team of 30 doctors to monitor your every function
>Eat 1,977 calories of carefully engineered beige paste per day
>Take 111 supplements
>Go to bed at 8:30pm
>Inject yourself with your own son's plasma like some kind of polite vampire
>Spend $2 million per year on this
>Biological age reduced by approximately 5 years after 3 years of effort
>Announce you are "reversing aging"
>Look somehow older than when you started
>Go on podcasts to explain that you no longer experience joy, but your telomeres are excellent
>Announces optimal body temperature is now 35°C
>Says it’s “metabolically efficient”
>Essentially refrigerated
You worked overtime to afford the brown leather seats in your BMW, so the people at red lights could mistake you for someone who doesn't hate their life.
You bought shoes that you couldn't pronounce, clothes you couldn't afford, and a house that you didn't own just to impress people who secretly hope that you fail.
Fiat society runs on just flexing debt.
Nobody is free. They're just well-financed.
Buy Bitcoin and opt out of this madness.
Ala lorat la budak ni..
I want to become an accountant but didn't get good grades, lagi math tak power.
So it must be the system fault, cermin diri dulu la, bruh.😂