Cristian M.

Life's too short to even care at all

[Queen Chimerazilla ☭🐾 @Qveen_Potato]

Didn't y'all get mad at Michelle Obama for having a vegetable garden

[fan | WorldCup Xtra @FIFAWCXtra]

𝐄𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐨 𝐀𝐳𝐭𝐞𝐜𝐚, 2026. 🇲🇽

[FIFA World Cup @FIFAWorldCup]

Lighting up the night sky in Mexico City for the #FIFAWorldCup ✨

#NovaSkyStories

[𝓭𝓪𝓿𝓲𝓭 🍉🏄🏽‍♀️ @Dayyvidd_]

FUCK YOU KATIE PORTER!!!!!!!!!!!!

[JustFreshKicks @JustFreshKicks]

Porsche 911 GT3 RS "Buzz Lightyear" (2026)

[El Señor De Los Memes @UltimoLegend]

💀💀

[Josh Hart @joshhart]

What a dumbass.

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Soccer would not exist without immigrants. Immigrants play and coach the game, work in the stadiums, fill the stands, and make celebrations like the World Cup possible. Six of the players on the US Men's National Team are immigrants.

We will not allow ICE or anyone else to sow fear in our communities — especially at this moment. As the world comes to our city, we will stand proudly with our immigrant neighbors and reject these attacks for what they are: an attempt to divide us.

[paulypandemic @we_are_ssd]

Katie Porter screwed over California and now we’re going to have Mr. Chevron McDonalds running it. Great work Katie.

[John Trades MBA @JPATrades]

I’m not gambling hard enough

[VAMOS MEXICO 🇲🇽 MUNDIAL 2026 🏆⚽️ @eltri_united]

Why the fuck did they pick MetLife Stadium for the Final over Azteca 🤦‍♂️

[𝕱𝖊𝖗𝖗𝖊𝖙 𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖊𝖓 @ferretallen]

Ngl if you’re a rams and a dodgers fan rn, go fuck yourself

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

If you get a payout from Trump’s January 6 slush fund, California will tax it at 100%.

People who assault cops and overthrow democracy don’t deserve a taxpayer-funded payday.

[Milfski @Nilkski_]

I’ve never seen a family in a cybertruck. Just an ugly dude by himself.

[JerryRigEverything @ZacksJerryRig]

at this point I'm just going to assume anyone who defends J-6ers has also touched kids.

[Lazzyyyyyy @em_Lazzy]

Zohran Mamdini is consistently proving that if your politician wanted to help you, they absolutely fucking could unlike Trump

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

HOLY CRAP Trump actually accomplished a miracle. Here is what he got out of Iran:

- Reduce its stockpile of enriched uranium by about 98%

- Limit uranium enrichment to 3.67% purity (far below weapons-grade)

- Cut the number of installed centrifuges by roughly two-thirds

- Only enrich uranium at one declared site (Natanz)

- Stop enrichment activities at Fordow and convert it into a research facility

- Redesign the Arak heavy-water reactor so it could not easily produce weapons-grade plutonium

- Ship out or dilute excess enriched uranium
Allow extensive inspections by the International Atomic Energy Agency (IAEA)
Permit continuous monitoring of nuclear facilities and supply chains

- Accept “snap” inspections under expanded monitoring rules

- Avoid building new heavy-water reactors for years

- Stay within strict limits on uranium stockpile size and centrifuge development for set periods ranging from 10–25 years

Ooops, sorry!

That was the JCPOA that Obama signed with Iran, only to have him tear it up, kill 140 kids, get hundreds of Americans injured, 13 killed, and gas prices to surge 50%.

[Dean Withers @itsdeaann]

The president cancelling tv shows he doesn’t like & memeing about it on social media is a dystopian nightmare.

10 years, the very thought of this occurring would have been uncontroversially anti-american.

MAGA has destroyed our country.

[FanDuel @FanDuel]

"He slid his wiener exactly where he wanted it to go!"

😳😳😳

(via @IndyCarOnFOX)

[chloe @chloeg_13]

Listen if that chemical thing explodes I’m blaming Arte