PurpleTeamNinja

[PurpleTeamNinja @PurpleTeamNinja]

@techspence I prefer reframing "users are the weakest link" to "users are the primary attack vector". I also don't ask for money, I ask for capability. While there is money from the budgeting perspective, that's a problem for Suzie in Accounting 😁

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@elonmusk, @DenverTeslaClub annual truck or treat handing out candy from the back of a smoke machine equipped CyberTruck complete for year two. My kids love it, and they have such a great time telling people all about the 📐.

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@Teslalightshows @elonmusk @TeslaJigsaw @MacAkaShorty @TeslaOwnersUK 🤔 I would like A.S.S. on my CyberBeast in the U.S.A .. then I'll help campaign for you to get some A.S.S. too 😉

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@vanquishfoes @DenverTeslaClub And I'm right in front of yours 😁

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My family and I Thank you all for such a great evening and an awesome first time on Pikes Peak! We appreciate everyone involved with the planning and execution of this amazing event! Extra huge thanks to @JoshWest247 for bringing our "wandering child" back to us! Such a great community and great people! Can't wait to be part of the next show. Cheers!

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@compulyze We will be at Pikes Peak with the CyberBeast

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@elonmusk, @Tesla
Grok helped me with this appropriate song for driving this morning. Thank you 🙏 and enjoy 😊

**Elon Take the Wheel**
*Verse 1*
He was drivin’ down Mopac in his Cybertruck so bold,
Austin traffic closin’ in, man, the night was gettin’ cold.
Rain was pourin’, wipers hummin’, heart was racin’ fast,
6th Street’s callin’, but his mind’s stuck in the past.

He’d been workin’ late at night, chasin’ dreams that don’t come cheap,
Burnin’ out on 35, barely gettin’ any sleep.
With one hand on the yoke, he’s losin’ all control,
This Austin road’s too wild for his weary soul.

*Chorus*
Elon, take the wheel,
Take it from my hands,
‘Cause I can’t do this on my own.
I’m lettin’ go,
Full Self-Driving, take me home.
On these Austin roads tonight,
Get me through the rain and lights.
Elon, take the wheel.

*Verse 2*
He flipped the switch to FSD, the Cybertruck took flight,
Sensors spinnin’, cameras watchin’, everything feels right.
From South Congress to the Loop, it’s handlin’ every turn,
No more fightin’ with the freeway, no more bridges left to burn.

He’s thinkin’ ‘bout his life, all the miles he’s tried to roam,
From the Hill Country to downtown, never found a place called home.
But in this Cybertruck, with the future in its code,
He’s trustin’ Elon’s vision to lighten up his load.

*Chorus*
Elon, take the wheel,
Take it from my hands,
‘Cause I can’t do this on my own.
I’m lettin’ go,
Full Self-Driving, take me home.
On these Austin roads tonight,
Get me through the rain and lights.
Elon, take the wheel.

*Bridge*
Oh, he’s prayin’ to the tech gods in Silicon Hills tonight,
For Autopilot to hold steady, keep those lanes in sight.
From 183 to Ben White, let the system steer him true,
Elon’s dream is in the driver’s seat, gonna see this cowboy through.

*Chorus*
Elon, take the wheel,
Take it from my hands,
‘Cause I can’t do this on my own.
I’m lettin’ go,
Full Self-Driving, take me home.
On these Austin roads tonight,
Get me through the rain and lights.
Elon, take the wheel.

*Outro*
Oh, Elon, take the wheel,
On these Austin roads tonight,
With Full Self-Driving by my side,
I’ll make it home alright.
Elon, take the wheel.

[PurpleTeamNinja @PurpleTeamNinja]

@elonmusk I have 5 boys to wreak havoc on the world. All CyberBeast fans -- Task complete 😏. 🇺🇸