Purple Turtle

Boobs are cool,But you know what’s cooler? Me😎

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Sadly the two year tradition of asking sage on a valentines day date will be ending and replaced with asking my wife (@madisonbeer) on a date.
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
I'm really cool 😎
Madison Beer is really pretty too

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Wow, what disgusting behavior. I cant believe this.

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@AngryPredsFan the "when they play good hockey teams" was unnecessary

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@PredsNHL @celerocommerce I think you accidently put the name Colton Sissons in this graphic, just letting you know so you can rectify this.

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@Mushyee

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@mkeadmirals Fedor Svechkov you have to stop. You Smoke Too Tough. Your Swag Too Different. Your Bitch Is Too Bad. They’ll Kill You.

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@mkeadmirals Fedor Svechkov you have to stop. You Smoke Too Tough. Your Swag Too Different. Your Bitch Is Too Bad. They’ll Kill You.

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@ilyyyRuby @madisonbeer Idk why your "boyfriend" is so interested in another woman's chest but if you need someone to talk to I'm here

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@PredsNHL @HattieBs Just from watching the games though it seems as though we dont quite have a grasp on that aspect of the game, or any aspect of the game to be honest.

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@Dexerto I'll look into it.

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@AdamMetaverse @cryptopunks @yugalabs lmao

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@PookiesParadise Largest? Top three maybe

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@mic_mazz Update: I did not will it into existence

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@mic_mazz My glorious king Juuso Parssinen will stay a Nashville Predator by me willing it to existence

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@PredsNHL @celerocommerce I am going to jump off a bridge and Barry Trotz will be highlighted and underlined in my note.

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@PredsNHL @koorsenfire Fantastic effort from the team! Let’s keep missing optional practices! 1 more loss for the franchise record losing streak! Let’s go Preds! I think if we change the lines 1 more team all our problems will be magically fixed as well!

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@AlexDaugherty1 While reading this tweet the video played, you are welcome

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@AlexDaugherty1 4 on 4* 5 on 5 hockey will remain miserable

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@AlexDaugherty1 looks like how we have been playing defense all year

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@madisonbeer I pulled some strings, no big deal.

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@staxVLRT They could never make me hate you staxvlrt