Purchlii

22, USAF

[Purchlii @Purple_Bridgett]

Only problem i got with Date Everything is that Betty looks so much like me it is drivibg me fucking insane. When i played the game witg my roomate we paused and i looked at them and was liek "am.. am I delusional or does she..?"

[Purchlii @Purple_Bridgett]

Screaming to the void again just to say all that has been on my mind the past month is wanting to join the airforce.

[Purchlii @Purple_Bridgett]

Gotta choke my bff in front of a crowd

[Arin Hanson @egoraptor]

Bit of a “blink and you’ll miss it” but I still think it’s pretty cool that Dan and I have been in every episode of SNL this season. Can you find us???

[bbno$ 👶🚫💰 @bbnomula]

retweet if horny, crying & single 😔

[Purchlii @Purple_Bridgett]

#radcon #radcon25 #silenthill2 #PyramidHead

[Purchlii @Purple_Bridgett]

#jrwi #jayferin #justrollwithit #jrwishow #jrwiriptide Is that Jay Sureshot Ferin?

[Purchlii @Purple_Bridgett]

Got emotional this morning because before work my dad talked to me and expressed he was so proud of me and he almost made me late to work cause he wanted to keep talking to me 😭

[Purchlii @Purple_Bridgett]

Its a good contract :) but still

Contract

[Purchlii @Purple_Bridgett]

I'm snarlin, foamin at the mouth cause i cant tweet work stuff anymore, i signed a contract 😔

[Purchlii @Purple_Bridgett]

On a business trip in another state and omfg I hear it. I hear my western accent, its there.

[Purchlii @Purple_Bridgett]

I'm starting to see the weight loss in my face and I'm so fucking happy

[Purchlii @Purple_Bridgett]

“If I could use all my power to go back in time, change what happened, give up my godhood for it, I would. No hesitation.” (this was the god of space, he fell in love with a mortal who died :()

[Purchlii @Purple_Bridgett]

Wish i could write as hard of lines i say during D&D improv. May put the hardest under this post to share them with the world

[Purchlii @Purple_Bridgett]

“All I know is…I’m tired of letting the Gods decide what’s next for us. Not anymore.”

[Purchlii @Purple_Bridgett]

I added a skeleton to my car