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[Purristan 🕊️ @Purristan]

We haven't posted in some time; but as @TheOnion recycles headlines, we too recycle this post regarding firearms: https://t.co/8XztSr7L3Q

[Chairman Meow 🐾 @OurChairmanMeow]

For a cat like me, today is an exciting one! Every Briton, for Queen & Country - get out there and do your duty! Or do it for me. #GE2017

[Purristan 🕊️ @Purristan]

President #Macron addresses the American people: https://t.co/4MGtkW2tlD #ParisAgreement #ParisClimateDeal

[Chairman Meow 🐾 @OurChairmanMeow]

It takes a good carpenter to build a barn. A jackass can kick it down. #ParisAgreement #ParisClimateDeal

[Chairman Meow 🐾 @OurChairmanMeow]

I wonder how long it will be when Starbucks brands a new floofy $10 drink called the "Press #Covfefe"?

[Chairman Meow 🐾 @OurChairmanMeow]

If you work for the Trump Administration, or were on his campaign, the time to get defense counsel on retainer is... NOW.

[Purristan 🕊️ @Purristan]

Former FBI Director Robert Mueller has been appointed independent counsel by Deputy AG Rosenstein, to investigate l'affaire russe.

[Chairman Meow 🐾 @OurChairmanMeow]

.@realDonaldTrump Datevi all'ippica...

[Chairman Meow 🐾 @OurChairmanMeow]

In Dutch, "doofpot" translates best as "cover-up". It's also funny to English speakers. Applied to Trump, fittingly: President #Doofpot.

[Chairman Meow 🐾 @OurChairmanMeow]

Réitérer: Ne votez pas avec votre haine. #jamaisMarine #Presidentielle2017 #presidentielle

[Chairman Meow 🐾 @OurChairmanMeow]

I think @realDonaldTrump should watch this West Point officer explain the American #CivilWar: https://t.co/O76fhCifbR

[Chairman Meow 🐾 @OurChairmanMeow]

Americans electing an ignorant ideologically opportunistic TV host was/is terrifying. Yet so far saved by his woeful incompetence. #100days

[Chairman Meow 🐾 @OurChairmanMeow]

Ne votez pas avec votre haine. #jamaisMarine

[Chairman Meow 🐾 @OurChairmanMeow]

A note, in terms @realDonaldTrump can surely understand: the economy is a wholly owned subsidiary of the environment.

[Chairman Meow 🐾 @OurChairmanMeow]

I expected the con to break through the bubble long ago. I was wrong. Maybe all this #winning Americans have had to contend with will do it?

[Chairman Meow 🐾 @OurChairmanMeow]

For a year, House Dems held 79 hearings, with 181 witnesses, added 121 amendments, before passing the #ACA. GOP re-writes #AHCA in 1 night.

[Chairman Meow 🐾 @OurChairmanMeow]

Seems clear Trump forcing congress to vote for an unread, un-scored #AHCA bill with no clue what it does is but a blind loyalty vote to him.

[Chairman Meow 🐾 @OurChairmanMeow]

Trump Rooster

[Chairman Meow 🐾 @OurChairmanMeow]

Will outrage will fall victim to its own ubiquity?

[Purristan 🕊️ @Purristan]

A #Purristan sticker was found on a laptop in Augusta, Maine, USA! :D