PurseComeFirst

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Check out @drinkbigred's #SweetSmoothSummer program for a chance to win an Outdoor Theater System. https://t.co/HXlBBzzTdh

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@Smyth1Music Don't believe everything u hear...

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“@MikeEpps_: When I fight with you, I'm really fighting for us. If I didn't care, I wouldn't try, i would leave in a heart beat”<-#RealShit

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“@UntoIdSecrets: If an average human scrotum were stretched until all its wrinkles were smoothed out, it could hold a basketball.” LOL

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“@DumbestLaws: The limit on kisses is three minutes. (Tulsa, Oklahoma)”#IDontLiveHere!!

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“@iAmBig7: Sometimes you have to let things go, so there's room for better things to come into your life. #realtalk rt”

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“@awkwardposts: They say listening to Justin Bieber is the gateway drug to taking a wiener in your butt.” LMAO

[Dum Science Memes @DoYouScience]

This has to be the COOLEST hotel room EVER: http://t.co/Ct2DzZrI.

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#TheTruthHurts-->"@CauseWereFellas: Fact: every single one of your mothers is a cock sucker. Remember that the next time she kisses you."

[Kevin Hart @iKevinHart4Real]

Why do people say "grow some balls”? Balls are weak & vulnerable. If you wanna toughen up grow a vagina- those things can take a POUNDING.

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Oh, you're an overweight female who wears Yoga Pants everyday? Please continue to do so, I love throwing up in my mouth.

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No man may seduce and corrupt an unmarried girl, or else he risks five years in prison. (Michigan)

[IG DATBOYC_MAY @DatBoyC_May]

"RICK ROSS GRUNT" = A possible mating call or a lack of oxygen due to being overweight.