Jake Pusateri

out hea with the weird eaa

[Jake Pusateri @PusateriJake]

I’m a master manipulator of bakers. When someone post a picture of food I’ll just lie to them and tell them someone else has the best recipe of whatever thing that is. Then I have 2 highly skilled bakers cooking ME banana bread

[Jake Pusateri @PusateriJake]

@HaydenWinks He went at 3.2 in our Dynasty. I have Ricky, would you sent a 28 2 straight up for him?

[Mike @SRSMike]

We will never find a better casting choice for a Barry Bonds biopic

[Jake Pusateri @PusateriJake]

Shower beers are only rivaled by shower coffees

[Jake Pusateri @PusateriJake]

@Jerrythekid21 @BigSeanQ_ You gotta sing Jerry

[Jake Pusateri @PusateriJake]

1- jungle book live action is INSANE. selfish pick here as my big guy gets a little scared of the tiger so we can manipulate a cuddle out of him. Soundtrack is 10/10

[Jake Pusateri @PusateriJake]

Updated top 5 of kids movies

[Jake Pusateri @PusateriJake]

Cars trilogy. Lighting McQueen is the man and 3 movies are amazing for our sanity not having to to rewatch same movie over and over.

[marmot @MarmotRespecter]

it's insane that men take the trash to the curb one night a week for 45 years and nobody says thank you and then we just die

[Jake Pusateri @PusateriJake]

@JoshNorris Do we hold or bail on this guy

[Jake Pusateri @PusateriJake]

But Santa and credit card swipe instead of a snap

[Jake Pusateri @PusateriJake]

I am Santa

[Jake Pusateri @PusateriJake]

Trade for Trout @Jomboy_ @TalkinYanks @TalkinJake

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Same energy

[Jon Gruden @BarstoolGruden]

1st day on the job. Tried iced coffee for the 1st time.

[Jake Pusateri @PusateriJake]

Grape juice, Apple Juice, Fruit punch. Good, Great, Best

[Jake Pusateri @PusateriJake]

For a lot of years I stopped drinking juice box’s. Not intentionally just wasn’t in the fridge. Very very dumb. Juice box’s are excellent and are versatile mixers.