Battosai

Smooth Operator

[Susuka @Kantamanto_]

The person laughing at this tweet was my house prefect. Eli, I know you still remember the corned beef. Legendary. Me then Tical all dey enter this weekend.

[Battosai @PussInChalewote]

Legendary is an understatement. That corned beef could have fed the whole lower dorm ! Y'all have a good one this weekend

[Susuka @Kantamanto_]

The person laughing at this tweet was my house prefect. Eli, I know you still remember the corned beef. Legendary. Me then Tical all dey enter this weekend.

[Battosai @PussInChalewote]

😁

[Susuka @Kantamanto_]

I do mistake take orthopedic pillow go 1st year for Kwabotwe. 2001! What was I thinking ?!

[Battosai @PussInChalewote]

Atakpa

[Mradul @driftauz]

Data Analyst and PowerBI Developer after this launch..

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Liverpool are on the verge of signing Bradley Barcola for £100m.

It seems the Coutinho money is still coming in handy…

[Battosai @PussInChalewote]

@KnuckkleHead Chale 🤣🤣🤣

[Danny L4 @mikeartetafail]

#lfc and #psg negotiating Barcola transfer….

[Battosai @PussInChalewote]

Lol football is back

[The Telegraph @Telegraph]

Protesters dressed as Gandalf from The Lord of the Rings protested outside the Buenos Aires home of Peter Thiel, a Palantir co-founder.

They had gathered to highlight Thiel’s recent 1pc stake purchase in Argentina’s Vista, one of the largest oil companies operating in the country ⤵️
https://t.co/UwsFaDg9Gk

[The Telegraph @Telegraph]

Jason Arday, the former University of Cambridge professor, has been found dead.

Mr Arday was found “unresponsive” at an address in Battersea, London, on Friday afternoon and later pronounced dead at the scene.

🔗 https://t.co/gM6vNStTFb

[$£L_Mon£¥ @KnuckkleHead]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Battosai @PussInChalewote]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[talkSPORT @talkSPORT]

😱 "I'd like to see the low block outlawed!"

Andy Jacobs' fierce rant on Low Blocks after England's 0-0 draw with Ghana! 😬 👀

#FIFAWorldCup #worldcup2026 #england #ghana #threelions

[Battosai @PussInChalewote]

Abi you say you no go travel 🤣

[Battosai @PussInChalewote]

Kaish!

[Battosai @PussInChalewote]

Oh

[The Telegraph @Telegraph]

Hantavirus can remain in human semen for up to six years and has the potential for sexual transmission even after a person has recovered, according to a peer-reviewed study.

🔗: https://t.co/AmdSQdiuXW

[The New York Times @nytimes]

From @TheAthletic: Reports have surfaced before the Winter Olympics that allege ski jumpers are injecting their penises with hyaluronic acid to fly farther. The World Anti-Doping Agency has vowed to investigate. https://t.co/cFW4v25jm0

[The Telegraph @Telegraph]

It is the scandal that has rocked the most successful nation in the history of the Winter Olympics.

Crotchgate: A barely believable story of subterfuge, cheating and deceit in which three senior members of Norway’s ski jumping staff have been banned, with two star athletes arriving in Italy with an enormous cloud hanging over their heads.

Read the full story by @JWTelegraph below 👇
https://t.co/SBGs9uyV3l

[Battosai @PussInChalewote]

Get him out!

[indykaila News @indykaila]

Arne Slot:

“Again this is not going to be a popular opinion what I tell you now, maybe the reason we won the league last season is because we played Paris Saint-Germain. We had a week to prepare for league game”

😮

[Battosai @PussInChalewote]

The ending finish me 🤣

[Lexis @niilexis]

These three guys fucking held their own, lol.