me normally: man, being an american really is living through the last gasps of a dying empire.
me, tremendously cooked, walking through costco: this place is a parthenon. a cathedral. the mighty and benevolent american empire will outlast the sun itself. i love democracy
imagine undergoing chemo and your stupid husband walks in and is like “yeah so we’re gonna go with YOU photoshopped it. yeah idk …you did it. like bc you like photography..”
I'm not saying this isn't Will and Kate, but also I would not be shocked if John Oliver revealed he hired a pair of look-alikes to prance around Windsor as a bit.
Kate Middleton worked so hard to bring Meghan down just for Meghan to be chilling at her California mansion with a husband who worships the ground she walks on meanwhile Kate’s become the (soon to be divorced) royal scapegoat.