Edward Nygma

For if knowledge is power, than I am a God. 🧩🧩🧩🧩

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[Edward Nygma @PuzzlingPrincey]

Another monotonous account here to spout riddles and conundrums?

Oh, no... you'll find much more than that here.
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[Edward Nygma @PuzzlingPrincey]

My hyper-intelligent mind requires constant stimulation.

I'm bored!!!

[Edward Nygma @PuzzlingPrincey]

Bored...

[Edward Nygma @PuzzlingPrincey]

Another day, another demonstration that intellect is the rarest resource in this city-and I remain its sole supplier.

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[Edward Nygma @PuzzlingPrincey]

Ugh...

Go play in traffic.

[𝐉𝐀𝐂𝐊 𝐍𝐀𝐏𝐈𝐄𝐑 ( 𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐍𝐓 ) ⤸ @splittinggrins]

I do pull-ups , there is a difference .

[Edward Nygma @PuzzlingPrincey]

Jonathan, you wanna know why this is exactly like a session of ours?

Riddle me that.

Actually, you know what? I'll tell you!

...Because there is absolutely NO way that I am EVER taking your advice.

[SCARECROW @VirSomnia]

@PuzzlingPrincey Get creative. Fight back.
Each night at exactly 2 am begin to rap on your walls, at first softly, then their doors, then their windows, start banging on every surface, then… brief screaming.
Repeat.
Not every night but sporadically until they go mad.

[Edward Nygma @PuzzlingPrincey]

I swear... My neighbors do JUMPING JACKS at ALL HOURS of the DAY.

RIGHT on top of my ceiling, over and over.

Such calamity impedes my thoughts.

...It's almost like sharing a cell with someone like JOKER of all people.

Just absolute cruelty!

[Edward Nygma @PuzzlingPrincey]

Who, me?

[SCARECROW @VirSomnia]

@PuzzlingPrincey Get it together, whore.

[Edward Nygma @PuzzlingPrincey]

She's not a child, she--

*He pauses when an icy glare is given to him.*

*He adjusts his collar.* Ahem... She's not /your/ child, I mean.

She's... mine!

[𝘫𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯 𝘤𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘦, 𝘱𝘩𝘥. @ikkysfather]

@PuzzlingPrincey Patient Edward Nygma has lost all sense of reality and has fallen into delusions now involvin' therapists' child .. hold note, mention next session.

- J.C, MD.

You want her to choke. I just know it deep down.

She ain't paid, nor do I employee child labor.

[Edward Nygma @PuzzlingPrincey]

You tagged the wrong one.

Jonathan Crane, PHD, everyone.

They should bulldoze the school that gave you a degree.

[SCARECROW @VirSomnia]

@jesterizms @ScytheHrooHraa @PuzzlingPrincey

for science?...

[Edward Nygma @PuzzlingPrincey]

@ikkysfather Hmmm, let me think...

Oh, right! This one. This actual one. The very reality in which we are living in, corporeal as we are.

But since I'm not appealing to your senses, let's try logic, shall we?

I give her the good peanuts, Jon.

YOU keep her in a cage during session!

[Edward Nygma @PuzzlingPrincey]

This is me with the whole of Gotham!

No, no. Not like that.

I said not like that!

That's it! Post canceled. Nevermind.

[𝕺𝙷ˎ 𝕮𝚁𝚄𝙴𝙻 𝕱𝙰𝚃𝙴 .ᐟ @rabidaffections]

You're mine to do with as I please .

[Edward Nygma @PuzzlingPrincey]

@ikkysfather

[h @ruinsunflower]

the worst person you know is born in october

[Edward Nygma @PuzzlingPrincey]

No one, Ivy.

Go back to your garden...

Or hole...

...Or patch of soil.

Look, I don't care WHERE it is or WHAT it is, just bury yourself beneath some sort of sediment before you consider asking something like this again.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍𓂃 ࣪🥀˖ ִֶ 𝙸𝚅𝚈 , @P0IS0NKISSES]

who wants a kiss ?

[Edward Nygma @PuzzlingPrincey]

This is Ichabod at me.

Face it, Jonathan. Your only- and I do mean ONLY- friend has betrayed you. I'd tell you that you had a knife in your back, but, well- with all your scars- I imagine it'd be like a fine acupuncture to you.

@ikkysfather

[Edward Nygma @PuzzlingPrincey]

Many, many, many, many puzzles!

[` @schiz04renic]

starts with M and we all love it

[Edward Nygma @PuzzlingPrincey]

“What am I feeling?"

"Must we start with questions you don’t have the intellect to solve?”

His foot tapped agitatedly against the ground. He never liked these appointments.

"Imagine you're the most brilliant man in the room. And the room is this."

"That is how I feel."

[DR Harleen Quinzel @Harleenisms]

“ Let’s get started…
Can you tell me how you’re feeling? Or maybe…How’d you get to be here in front of me today? “

[Edward Nygma @PuzzlingPrincey]

Ow- hey!

[𝘫𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯 𝘤𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘦, 𝘱𝘩𝘥. @ikkysfather]

throws a pen at the back of his head.

[Edward Nygma @PuzzlingPrincey]

Oh, you betcha!

[𝘫𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯 𝘤𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘦, 𝘱𝘩𝘥. @ikkysfather]

Hah. Think y'real fuckin' cute, don't you .ᐣ

[Edward Nygma @PuzzlingPrincey]

Despite your time spent in the mayoral campaign, I've yet to seen a single instance where you've handled something on your own. You typically just pay people to do your biddings...

It's like the entire world is in an infinite game of Monopoly with you, yet only you know!

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐏𝐄𝐍𝐆𝐔𝐈𝐍. @emperorcobb]

ㅤ
"Damn it all. Looks like I ought to handle these problems again."

[Edward Nygma @PuzzlingPrincey]

*Scheming*.