Another monotonous account here to spout riddles and conundrums?
Oh, no... you'll find much more than that here.
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Jonathan, you wanna know why this is exactly like a session of ours?
Riddle me that.
Actually, you know what? I'll tell you!
...Because there is absolutely NO way that I am EVER taking your advice.
@PuzzlingPrincey Get creative. Fight back.
Each night at exactly 2 am begin to rap on your walls, at first softly, then their doors, then their windows, start banging on every surface, thenโฆ brief screaming.
Repeat.
Not every night but sporadically until they go mad.
I swear... My neighbors do JUMPING JACKS at ALL HOURS of the DAY.
RIGHT on top of my ceiling, over and over.
Such calamity impedes my thoughts.
...It's almost like sharing a cell with someone like JOKER of all people.
Just absolute cruelty!
She's not a child, she--
*He pauses when an icy glare is given to him.*
*He adjusts his collar.* Ahem... She's not /your/ child, I mean.
She's... mine!
@PuzzlingPrincey Patient Edward Nygma has lost all sense of reality and has fallen into delusions now involvin' therapists' child .. hold note, mention next session.
- J.C, MD.
You want her to choke. I just know it deep down.
She ain't paid, nor do I employee child labor.
@ikkysfather Hmmm, let me think...
Oh, right! This one. This actual one. The very reality in which we are living in, corporeal as we are.
But since I'm not appealing to your senses, let's try logic, shall we?
I give her the good peanuts, Jon.
YOU keep her in a cage during session!
No one, Ivy.
Go back to your garden...
Or hole...
...Or patch of soil.
Look, I don't care WHERE it is or WHAT it is, just bury yourself beneath some sort of sediment before you consider asking something like this again.
This is Ichabod at me.
Face it, Jonathan. Your only- and I do mean ONLY- friend has betrayed you. I'd tell you that you had a knife in your back, but, well- with all your scars- I imagine it'd be like a fine acupuncture to you.
@ikkysfather
โWhat am I feeling?"
"Must we start with questions you donโt have the intellect to solve?โ
His foot tapped agitatedly against the ground. He never liked these appointments.
"Imagine you're the most brilliant man in the room. And the room is this."
"That is how I feel."
Despite your time spent in the mayoral campaign, I've yet to seen a single instance where you've handled something on your own. You typically just pay people to do your biddings...
It's like the entire world is in an infinite game of Monopoly with you, yet only you know!