Patrick

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[Jimmy John’s @jimmyjohns]

@netflix That was Freaky Fast!

[Patrick @Pwright1215]

Well... my account is back. Sort of? Lost my profile picture and the number of followers/following but i’m still following them? Yeah ok @Twitter

[Patrick @Pwright1215]

So when people say “Let’s get this bread”, what they are really saying is “Let’s carboHYDRATE”. Stay hydrated fellas

[Ryan Letourneau @Northernlion]

y'all, I have it -- the best invention

it's a stereo, but in order to use the subwoofer, you have to blow into a breathalyzer first. If you're over the legal limit to drive, you're not allowed to use it. If you live in an apartment you have to buy one or you go to jail (forever)

[Alex Murdoch @alexgmurd]

I’m really proud of this

[eric curtin @dubstep4dads]

bro i swear if you don’t have yourself a merry little christmas im gonna be so pissed

[Cole @colesizzle]

IHOb =

I - I chime in with a
H - "Haven't you people ever heard
O - of closing a goddamn door?" No, it's much
b - better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality

[Holly Fletcher ‽ @hollyfletcher]

What even happened today?

[Post Malone @PostMalone]

sorry to announce to all my fans that there's been complications with the album and it won't be released tonight. I'm so sorry to all my fans and I didn't mean to let you down again...

JK LOL MOFOS 20 MINUTES TURN THE FUCK UP

[Pop-Tarts @PopTartsUS]

How many RTs for you to delete your account https://t.co/NJAsG4FeZh

[Dylan Curran @iamdylancurran]

Want to freak yourself out? I'm gonna show just how much of your information the likes of Facebook and Google store about you without you even realising it

[Shiv @shivambhargava_]

Don’t live in Indiana https://t.co/p2lrDdJ1jT

[Kyle @KyleMcQueen777]

Since my last name is McQueen, my girlfriend said that if I get 27,000 retweets then we can name our child Lighting. So please help me out 🙏🏼

[Pop-Tarts @PopTartsUS]

Delete your account https://t.co/HIA3HsIKz8