Mike Pyett

I'm smart. And good looking. And very, very, humble. Age 79. Very poor.

. Little money, but lots of kindness, compassion and love. Spirit filled Christian.

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A politician has to be able to see both sides of an an issue to be able to comment on it!

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Why do socialists drink herbalist tea?
Because proper tea is theft!

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Car salesman; "This car is fitted with an airbag!"
Woman: "I don't need one! I'm married to one !"

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Why don't politicians like golf?
Because it's too much like work, trapped in one bad lie after after another.

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What do you get when you ask a politician to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth
Three different lies.

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How can you tell when a politician is lying?
His lips are moving!

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