Pyotr Griffinski

Bicurious steel worker from Somerville, MA

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People who put stickers all over their cars are the same type of people who are homosexuals

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Up at the Olive Garden tonight with @BoxersOrBriefs9 I asked them if I could set up a 1 bed 1 bath here since I’m a Turkish immigrant and they lowkey called me a non-DEI word and kicked me out 💯💯

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@Hokies_4L @CoachPryVT @VTicehockey You have 6500 tweets about teenage kids playing football 😂

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I got pulled over last night for speeding and the cop told me I should’ve gone to jail for reckless driving. Completely unrelated, I know a guy who whipped a dick out in grade school during class and started masturbating. He is now a doctor

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Do transgender women ever party so hard that their dick falls out of their skirt?

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Washing your balls in the shower but then wearing the same underwear is reminiscent of the Sisyphus mountain. Doing the same thing over and over again. Musty balls forever

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@NHLBruins You guys are playing like you’re passing around Galaxy Gas in the locker room

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@Lex_TheMan She must’ve thought the gun was a job application

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@KamalaHarris The only reason why people from Detroit can’t move somewhere better - like Fallujah - is because they are too poor.