EatHotChipAndLie

Born after ‘93. Can’t cook. Unerring propagandar. Cope fiend.

[EatHotChipAndLie @PyramidOfGeezer]

Companies at the end of June.

[EatHotChipAndLie @PyramidOfGeezer]

Bro I have GOT to die sometime

[EatHotChipAndLie @PyramidOfGeezer]

@frutiger_sof Are his parents unmarried? Because we might have a workaround.

[EatHotChipAndLie @PyramidOfGeezer]

@samcode32 @taesgd @dykrani @Splendaluvrr I didn’t claim it and what the actual fuck is wrong with you?

[EatHotChipAndLie @PyramidOfGeezer]

@grrymez My laptop crashed and I lost my tabs, and I always said losing my tabs is like dying, to me. Wouldn’t do it myself but I’m frighteningly ok with it happening.

[EatHotChipAndLie @PyramidOfGeezer]

@meows49 @prozacefr0n @Splendaluvrr Talking about coffee that is characteristically sweet.

[EatHotChipAndLie @PyramidOfGeezer]

@prozacefr0n @Splendaluvrr They can and do, but we’re talking about those that don’t.

[EatHotChipAndLie @PyramidOfGeezer]

@bratzwe @dykrani @Splendaluvrr I’m aware, but the distinguishing factor in this theory is the prohibition on alcohol, which is an Islamic tenant, not a cultural one. We like sweet things, is the point.

[EatHotChipAndLie @PyramidOfGeezer]

@vanillmal @dykrani @Splendaluvrr I’m… not white? How old are you?

[EatHotChipAndLie @PyramidOfGeezer]

@taesgd @dykrani @Splendaluvrr It ain’t that serious. It’s a theory I’ve heard.

[EatHotChipAndLie @PyramidOfGeezer]

@dykrani @Splendaluvrr There’s a theory that UK Muslims, for example, like sweets and burgers because they can’t drink alcohol and replace it with halal stuff that’s a bit indulgent.

[EatHotChipAndLie @PyramidOfGeezer]

Call that cummunism

[Sunny ☀️ @SweetSunburn]

I’m only performatively horny, I don’t actually believe in sex. I think it’s a myth made up by big cum to sell more cum.

[EatHotChipAndLie @PyramidOfGeezer]

I don’t fight for friendships anymore. I’m done with that. Shape up or get out, I’m too old.

[thayla @hiraichildren]

tentando salvar aquela amizade de anos mas a pessoa continua pisando na bola

[EatHotChipAndLie @PyramidOfGeezer]

@rantsofadiva Is… is that not what it means?

[EatHotChipAndLie @PyramidOfGeezer]

@edward_bernayz Cool, I do that with 3d glasses at the cinema.

[EatHotChipAndLie @PyramidOfGeezer]

I was waiting for Edge to come through the smoke…

[🕷️~SAMMY JÆY~🕷️ @Billymvn147]

as a passenger i hate that you showed us this 😭

[EatHotChipAndLie @PyramidOfGeezer]

Is there a way I can vote for him even if I’m not in America?

[New York Post @nypost]

NY Dem House candidate modeled for XXX-rated BDSM ads while serving in National Guard https://t.co/WL9nGKKAlv

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Ok but we’re not supposed to talk about Fight Club tho? Smh

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Taylor Dearden for the #Emmys.