"The actual Venezuelan people, the ones who lived under Maduro's boot, a whole lot of them are celebrating."
"But you, sitting on your couch, eating your DoorDash, are pissed off."
"Last week you were mad at Nick Shirley for exposing corruption, this week you are mad about an administration that doesn't even govern you."
"You rotate outrage like it's a subscription service."
"Pick a standard, or admit you don't have one."
BASED!!!