Isn't It Pyronic?

Hearts 💜 stars ⭐ and horseshoes 🐴👢 clovers 🍀 and Blue Moon 🍺 with an orange slice 🍊

[Isn't It Pyronic? @PyronicHeart]

I just want @boburnham to tell me to kill myself.

Legal disclaimer: I will not kill myself and if I do it will be Capitalism's fault or Sarah Shelton from 6th grade's fault not Bo's.

Please Bo? 🥺🙏

[Isn't It Pyronic? @PyronicHeart]

I just named my pu$$y "Simba" because it's been more than 6 months since I've had sex and next time I have sex I'm going to pause right before and say, "It is time."

[Isn't It Pyronic? @PyronicHeart]

This is the best season because it has @iambeau 🙌

[Isn't It Pyronic? @PyronicHeart]

I made it to S07E03 of @PumpRules before tweeting about it! 🏆

Rewatching this at 36 is very different. 😅

[Isn't It Pyronic? @PyronicHeart]

I think this whole friend group would have fought a lot less if they'd just embraced polyamory. 😅

Especially @itsjameskennedy, because he clearly had actual feelings for a few people.

[Ryan Stiles @WhoseRyanStiles]

If those kids had blonde hair and blue eyes, those cops would have rushed into that school. Bet on it.

[Isn't It Pyronic? @PyronicHeart]

@Joe_Gatto Missed you in Tacoma after buying meet n greet tickets because I was escaping an abusive marriage. 😭

But now I bought my own house for my kid and myself, and I'm only 2.5 hours from Chicago! ❤❤❤

[Isn't It Pyronic? @PyronicHeart]

@DegenerateThing I was like there's no such thing as... oh. Oh yeah, there it is.

[Isn't It Pyronic? @PyronicHeart]

H1N1, strep, annual blood labs, STD testing, ya know...

[Christina Pushaw 🐊 🇺🇸 @ChristinaPushaw]

"Think about it. Before COVID, did anyone go out and seek testing to determine if they were sick?" @GovRonDeSantis today

[Isn't It Pyronic? @PyronicHeart]

@zzz01350738 @resources_white @jmrosler @CrystalDikVodka @atdanwhite

[Isn't It Pyronic? @PyronicHeart]

@resources_white @jmrosler @CrystalDikVodka @atdanwhite Found the straight

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

This is a nightmare.

[critchy @ChrissyTiber]

when you’re a woman and you make a joke online

[Isn't It Pyronic? @PyronicHeart]

@jameelajamil @99thByStander Hush girl we are the same age and neither of us are pretty old! 🤣

[Isn't It Pyronic? @PyronicHeart]

@The_Austin_Mauk Damn, must be nice to be a man and not be terrified of posting your address on twitter.

[Isn't It Pyronic? @PyronicHeart]

@adathomp @pattonoswalt It's called capitalism

[Isn't It Pyronic? @PyronicHeart]

@pattonoswalt Holy shit

[Isn't It Pyronic? @PyronicHeart]

@Cowboyskenny @KIRO7Seattle You are delusional and clearly have no idea what's happening here.

[Isn't It Pyronic? @PyronicHeart]

@Cowboyskenny @KIRO7Seattle Your callousness in the middle of an emergency with at least one victim is despicable. Do better.