Jessica Burns

Digital Art Creator, Biz Owner, Wanna Be Reply Guy.

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Here's the one I made for my wife.

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Can't stop making stupid gifs out of this clip. So many ways it speaks to me.

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Things my kids say:
Me: Why are you crying?

Naomi (who looks and sounds like someone killed our dog): I can't remember what otters sound like?
This happened late at night while I was trying to get them to bed.
#kids

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Family made this for me. Naomi then reminded me that her box in her room needed to be filled with candy and a surprise for tomorrow which is Daughters day. #thingsmykidssay

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Naomi's Philosophical Question of the Day:

Do penguins fly with humans or do humans fly with penguins?

#thingsmykidssay

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Shame on me for thinking a discounted bed from Walmart would last long.
Shame on whoever thought it would a good idea to make the stuffing look like pubes.
#dogs

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Things my kids say:

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Things my kids say:
Homemade Finger food while mom is away so dad doesn't have a lot of dishes to clean up.

Naomi: Dad this is the best meal. You make the best meals in the world. This is delicious.

Naomi (10 seconds later): Dad can I have a PB&J?
#parenting #thingsmykidssay

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Things my Kids write/say:

While cleaning I found these, and remember she had my Mother scribe her thoughts. Added bonus picture she has colored herself.

#futureartist
#thingsmykidssay

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Conversations with my kids #5:

*Naomi crying*

Me: What's wrong.

Naomi: You and mom and are old and going to die and leave me and Leo alone...

Me: ...

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Conversations with my kids #4:

Me: I just want to sleep a little extra cause it's Father's day.

Naomi: Dad it's not Father's day it's June.
Hard to see in the picture but we are watching the hot air balloons prepare to launch.

#Fatherhood

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Helping clean my kids room I noticed Naomi's piggy bank was open. Looked in side and found $25 in cash. Coincidentally that is the same amount that went missing from my wallet a couple weeks ago. Added bonus my wife took the $20 bill. #kids

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Conversations I have with my kids #3:

Naomi (while playing with Pippa): "I want to die so I can come back as a dog."

#kids #dogs

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Conversations I have with with my kids #2.

Naomi: I want to be a ballerina.

Me: Naomi you can be whatever you want.

Naomi: Yeah and if I don't want to be a ballerina I will be an animal that eats ballerinas.

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#1. Conversations I have with my kids 02-09-2021:
*Just finish eating ice cream with my daughter*
Me: "Okay time for bed"
Naomi: "No, we need to have a bedtime snack"
Me: "We just did"
Naomi: "No that was dessert"

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@CourtneyDownard And then she wants a WET. We already have a channel dedicated to white people it's called Oxygen (kidding). I would like to see her name a holiday that is celebrated because of someone's skin tone...okay I'm going to get off my soap box.

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@CourtneyDownard St Patty's day: celebrates Irish heritage
Pioneer day: celebrating a large group of Caucasian people traveling to Utah to avoid persecution.
It's funny to see that she is calling out black HISTORY month, and Martin Luther King Jr day, and BET all things base on history.

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The two main books I grab when deciding what and how I am going to cook for the day. @BingingWBabish #Cooking