My wife, @FizzieFae, just asked me if I could bring her a SLICE of gum. Now I can't stop imagining a communal block of gum that you cut slices off of... Like banana bread but instead spearmint gum. Imagining the texture of cutting through a block of gum is making me uncomfy.
@samxmcquiston I just want you to know I read "I'm learning to wield bitches today watch out" I didn't question it until I realized that the word was weld and welding bitches didn't make sense to me.
@NewGameNate So maybe stopping it before its done and moving the pizza pockets on the plate or not putting the pizza pockets in the center would help?
I looked up scientific articles but then decided that's too much effort.
@NewGameNate Im gonna assume it's because microwaves heat unevenly. I think I saw something that said the middle gets heated the least because it doesn't really move travel any distance, so it doesnt have the possibility of moving through hotter spots.
Dear Abbey,
My wife, @FizzieFae, just looked at me and said "women are my favorite guy." I thought I was her favorite guy. Does she hate me now?😭 Is this her asking for a divorce?
Sincerely,
Anxious and Depressed