PQ’s guide to get your partner to make the bed
1) live together
2) share a bed
3) agree that the last person who gets out of bed in the morning has to make it
4) get a job that has you clocking in at 9 am
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[People tasting French Butter]: This isn’t salted, but there’s still a taste…
[Me, the taste specialist]: Have you have heard of cultured butter?
[People]: No
[Me]:
I got a new job this week and, man, it really has me thinking— the kids I see come in so starry-eyed and filled with so much energy and so many dreams that I can’t help but think “man, I was like this once… where did my spark go??” And I’m only 22