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Alyssa - 30- They/She 🏳️‍🌈 my life is just as much a mess as this acct -

[Umbrella Corp. Official @UmbCorOfficial]

Happy Pride from us at the Umbrella Corporation.

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

please take a moment to add some positive replies to the “Happy Pride” posts from your favorite sports teams today so the bisexual running the socials doesn’t kill themself.

[Emma Chamberlain Access @EmmaAccess]

Emma Chamberlain wearing custom Mugler by Miguel Castro Freitas at the 2026 Met Gala. #MetGala

[peach @livpunks]

i hate the flyers so much i don't even wanna watch it's always sunny in philadelphia anymore. it should not be sunny in that horrible place

[kenny 🌿 @frogkenny]

"kill them with kindness"

WRONG! GRACKLES 🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛

[monkey & zoe ❤️ oreo 🌈 @oreoeocat]

Good mornin!

[Forrester𖤐🍉 MCR NASHVILLE @xForest_Ghoulx]

they kicked neil gaiman off good omens production and rewrote it entirely so he wouldnt get paid, then cast a queer Palestinian-Pakistani actor to play Jesus. whoever all is cooking up the Good Omens finale is doing amazing things so far...

[Yfel @yfel_axel]

father Burroughs of witch hat
#Δ帽子 #witchhatatelier

[˚⟡˖ ࣪ elana ࣪ ˖ ⟡˚ 🍉 @elana_danielle]

AABRIA IS PREGNANT????? HOLY FUCK CONGRATS

[Eduardo García-Molina @eduardo_garcmol]

Caesar walking into the Senate meeting today in 44 BC.

[JD Young @MyFryHole]

Playing the Senators on the Ides of March feels ominous.

[ed🪲 @edofgrubs]

whoever was writing corypheus in dai was cooking on levels beyond our comprehension…this line has been quoted one million times but actually still goes so hard in game

[Roach 🍓replaying CP2077 🍰 @BundleofRoaches]

yall don’t understand the Davrin “Grey Warden who’s accepted his future death” x Emmrich “Necromancer so afraid of death he wants to become immortal” hype

[natasha 🍎🏒 @joenickys]

you're laughing. buffalo is probably gonna make playoffs for the first time in 14 seasons after heated rivalry made a joke about them and you're laughing

[soli @SoliSolitaires]

do you guys love your cat so much you just start crying

[x-handed bootboy @JoeyxRoss]

A tattoo is a liquid (ink) inside of a solid (your skin layers) so really when you think about it, having tattoos makes you a lot like a soup dumpling

[Nicki 🫧🪷 @nickimoraa]

It's always "you have ADHD" and never "thank you for telling me 14 stories in 3 mins"

[Sameer @oosafarnama]

i love when you see your cat walking toward you at a leisurely pace and you say "hi baby!" because you’re excited to see them and they start trotting a little bit faster cause they're excited to see you too