Quinntyssential

|Amateur comic|nerd|comic book collector|

[Quinntyssential @QBallCaboose]

@TPSOperations was told not to "shop around for advice" on the non emergency line. You absolute cunt do your fucking job 🙄 I literally hope you fuckers get defunded and lose your jobs. You don't even give a fuck about your community you useless fucking tits 😒 2/2

[Quinntyssential @QBallCaboose]

So my friend called @TPSOperations because someone's invaded her home and trashed it. Made her wait on a bench for 4 hours. Was told that a report was made and filed but when she tried to follow up was told the case number given didn't exist and that she shouldn't call 1/2

[Quinntyssential @QBallCaboose]

@TPSOperations yall be useless as fuck, my friend was given a "case number" but no report was ever filed. And when she tried to follow up essentially was told they can't do anything like what the fuck good are ya for?

[Quinntyssential @QBallCaboose]

CNN let Don lemon go after comments made about republican candidate Nikki Hailey being past her prime. And honestly good for them. Cuz how dare Mr. Lemon insinuate a white republican in her 50's is past her prime for being a massive cunt.

[Quinntyssential @QBallCaboose]

@curvegames I know this is a long shot but would yall ever make a for the king style game but cyber punk genre? That'd be dope

[Quinntyssential @QBallCaboose]

I want to give my personal thanks to @Skittles for changing the green skittle back to lime the superior flavour 🙏

[Stacy Cay @stacycay]

Jon Stewart: “What’s the leading cause of death among children in this country? And I’m gonna give you a hint: it’s not drag show readings”

[Quinntyssential @QBallCaboose]

Everyone heard about that police officer that slept with 6 of her colleagues? I guess instead of going to the market this little piggy went all the way to pound town!

[Quinntyssential @QBallCaboose]

@soogz1 Ha please real men can do both in under 15

[Quinntyssential @QBallCaboose]

Hi everyone I'm excited to announce me and a bunch of other really great comics will be perfoming Jan 3rd 2023 at 8 pm ay comedy bar!! You can purchase tickets and more info here 😊 #comedy https://t.co/KsQZXIESzL

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

one day i will have this man @billburr on the broadcast

[Quinntyssential @QBallCaboose]

It's weird to me that people hate the word moist, like what do you think wet is? It's just moist with extra steps. That being said idk how I'd feel about moist pussy.

[Sam Morril @sammorril]

Trans joke from my new special Same Time Tomorrow streaming on Netflix now. Captions fixed.

[Quinntyssential @QBallCaboose]

Kevin O'leary says that quietly quitting is a REALLY bad idea, you know what else is a really bad idea? Letting Linda drive the boat.

[Quinntyssential @QBallCaboose]

Update did not get the promotion and someone who's been there less did 🙃 which is bitter sweet cuz their a really nice person but also what the fuck

[Quinntyssential @QBallCaboose]

There's this job promotion coming up at work and a ton of people want it and I know it's not really great to say but I think for once I deserve it, it's been essentially dangled in front of me for months and I've actually been putting in effort to improve, idk manifest plz 🤷‍♂️

[Quinntyssential @QBallCaboose]

My coworker fucked up my bagel because she thought she got the wrong bagel even though hers is with her stuff like you fuck stick how do you fuck that up, you could've just looked where you put yours you fucking fuck!!

[Quinntyssential @QBallCaboose]

I have a very unhealthy habit of Romanticizing the WHAT IF instead of being present in the WHAT IS and idk maybe I just need more Sun tbh maybe a concert, less weed idk 🤷‍♂️ more adventure. That'd be cool.

[Quinntyssential @QBallCaboose]

They’re a 10 but they play multiplayer games with micro transactions by EA.. so they’re a -100

[Electronic Arts @EA]

They’re a 10 but they only like playing single-player games