Quinn Briscoe

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If ive learned anything this week, its that any death penalty level crimes should be done in tenessee, they cant kill a bitch for shit

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@danellisona Nose to the grindstone man. Just post a shitload and hopefully they come. Follow me btw

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Giving blood is gay, what if my blood goes in a guys boner?

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@sakuragifty Only a real man does

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@buzorszn Suicide i guess

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@meowsairameow Depends on the callouses

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Follow me if you have a huge dick

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The fucking gall the british have when criticizing american food is staggering

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I dont like eating bananas in public, so i spit on the tip to make sure EVERYONE avoids eye contact

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Dare ya to put your dick through there

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I just found a tiktok page where they feed guys hot dogs through a glory hole…. I’m scared

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@theoldragnarok This stupid fucker right here 👍😔👍

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@BEmpress1984 Sideways like corn on the cob

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How does one apply to be an executioner? I need a healthy outlet for my anger

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@trav12037911 Farted on a cave tour. One of my proudest moments. It echoed for a LONG time

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@Anutsa2 If you want the soul to come with

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@messedupfoods Counting or not counting otter pops?

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I swear to god, ive never seen something good said about jared leto

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Unskippable cutscenes should be punishable by death

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Calling my white friend nathan natty lite

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@EKabanda Idk, thats kinda funny