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[Vada Fly @Vada_Fly]

Supervisor "I'm sorry we can't sign the papers to approve your vacation days"

Me:

[Shane Tuttle @ShaneTuttleNCAA]

BREAKING: Cayden Boozer has been expelled from Duke, effective immediately.

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

Just in: Detroit Pistons star Cade Cunningham has been diagnosed with a collapsed lung and is expected to miss an extended period of time, sources tell ESPN.

[NBA TV @NBATV]

Wemby is doing historic things 👽

151 points, 73 boards, 24 blocks this season - and the Spurs are 5-0 for the first time EVER. Only Bob McAdoo in 1975 has hit 150/70/20 through five.

@MJAcostaTV, @TThompson, and David Fizdale already have him as an early Kia MVP favorite on The Association Post Up!

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

This photo of Terence Crawford's son holding the belt is everything ♥️🔥

📸 Sarah Stier, Getty Images

[Dez Bryant @DezBryant]

Somebody go save Ace Bailey man.. hell naw 😂

[MeekMill @MeekMill]

Rip phat geez…..Philly is a terrible place for black people to live… you see too much death!!!! Smh

[THE VOICE @lildurk]

Being private is the key

[SAY CHEESE! 👄🧀 @SaycheeseDGTL]

2 men allegedly broke in DDG’s house & smacked him in his sleep. They ran away not stealing anything 😢💀

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

"We in the hall of fame dog." ❤️

This moment between D-Wade and his dad, Dwyane Wade Sr. https://t.co/6Dxxi7hclS

[ohdatsrida @ohdatsrida]

I ain’t turning down nobody🙅🏾‍♂️BM this summer! smoke me fuck n*gga! 😂😂

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Car speeds down highway and catches tow truck ramp flying about 120 feet. The driver survived with serious injuries�

[SAY CHEESE! 👄🧀 @SaycheeseDGTL]

22 years ago today Crazy Taxi released! It was the third best-selling game on the Sega Dreamcast

[SAY CHEESE! 👄🧀 @SaycheeseDGTL]

Soulja Boy’s album is reportedly projected to sell 500 units first week. Originally competing against Lil Durk & Youngboy.

[SAY CHEESE! 👄🧀 @SaycheeseDGTL]

Former NFL Pro-Bowl DE and UFC fighter Greg Hardy, who was found guilty of assaulting his girlfriend in 2014, says he's now working at Walmart… he made nearly $3M playing in the league

[SHAQ @SHAQ]

@stoolpresidente and so is your mother

[SAY CHEESE! 👄🧀 @SaycheeseDGTL]

EA is laying off 780 employees
Roku is laying off 200 employees
Indeed is laying off 2200 employees
Disney is laying off 7000 employees