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[Frontierism @frontierism]

Just need to get a couple things and maybe a hot dog on the way out

My local Costco:

[Geiger Capital @Geiger_Capital]

Feminists love to talk about the "patriarchy" and how White men want them to live in Handmaid's Tale, and then immediately pander to the most patriarchal and restrictive system on earth.

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

"Fight the patriarchy" until it's Muslims

[𝕊𝕠𝕝𝕒 ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕕 🎚️ @sola_chad]

If he wanted to be a girl, you’d just affirm him. But because he’s a Christian, you challenge him.

Got it.

[ol’ stocky ⛳️ @oldstocky]

They’re called “minorities” but I was the only white guy at Costco

[Jasper Woodcock @jaspwoodcock]

Me and another White person seeing each other at Walmart.

[wokeandwoofing @wokeandwoofing]

I'm producing a modern remake of 'Mrs Doubtfire' where the Daniel character doesn't use any prosthetics or wigs and just changes his pronouns. Everyone goes along with it except the mother, who protests. She's branded Transphobic and Daniel gets custody of the children.

[Q @QKinmartin]

@Joey_Cats @NUCLRGOLF

[Gunther Eagleman™ @GuntherEagleman]

Isn’t it strange how forcing pork on Muslims is called disrespectful, but forcing LGBTQ ideology on Christians is called “tolerance”.

[Tether Babble ♌️ 🇭🇹 @cliff_ohio]

How LA niggas look at you when you tell them to stop killing kids over Major League Baseball hats

[Josh Howerton @howertonjosh]

When Christians use the word “generosity” they mean “generosity with your own money.”

When progressives use the word “generosity” they mean “voting for the government to forcibly redistribute other people’s money.”

[Logan Hall @loganclarkhall]

“Virginia man Abdulloi Toshpulodzoda”

[Benson @Miggysbat]

August 18th, 2013.

“Enjoy it people, you are watching greatness”

Yes, we definitely were.

[Paul @WomanDefiner]

Environmentalist are completely MIA on the impending ecological disaster that has been invited on our shores via immigration. 100 years of wildlife conservation is about to be undone.

Much like the screw worm making a comeback in livestock, pollution is coming back to wetlands and forests.

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

It was called a computer room, and we used to leave the internet there.

[T 🇹🇹 @AlaskanTom]

And they wouldn’t pay you either

[Le Crapaud @Le_Crapaud47]

Si "Friends" avait été produit de nos jours par Netflix

[Leland @ItsLeland]

I’m sorry but this headline is funny as shit.

[Karen McGee @karenmotherof2]

You wake up and open Draft Kings. You hammer the Pat McAfee featured parlay just like normal. You turn on ESPN and watch Pat McAfee debate AI Pat McAfee. During the 16 straight commercials you play the new McAfee album. Banger. You DoorDash the new Pat McAfee meal.

Life is good.

[Barstool Baseball @StoolBaseball]

Dudes Rock - A TikToker Has Been Live Streaming Himself Playing MVP Baseball 2005 Until He Throws A Perfect Game With Roy Oswalt For More Than 1400 Games And Counting

@editti22