Wow! Congrats Jim Hulton. One of Team Canada’s coaches at the World Juniors. Coaching 11 years in CESSPOOL Charlottetown gets you nowhere in life. Jim made a SMART MOVE. A fantastic heel turn to Saint John and look at that — it is PAYING OFF BIG already! WOW! We are winning big!!
The TOTALLY CORRUPT and FAILING USNTDP treated GREAT AMERICAN Carter Meyer very poorly. Disgraceful! One of the absolute best players in years! He fought back, demanded his release and is now taking his talents to the QMJHL. Big addition for Quebec Remparts! Approved!!
Congrats to the GREAT John Moreland—New Owner of the Armada! Let’s be honest, the fans in Blainville are TERRIBLE. A Complete Disaster! California John and Yours Truly are going to work TOGETHER to move the Armada to New England where QMJHL Hockey belongs! Tremendous Patriotism!
The totally irrelevant Charlottetown Islanders—absolute disaster of a franchise—just hired a new Head Coach. John Mitchell. Who?? Nobody has ever heard of him! They let a proven winner like Jim Hulton walk away after 11 years. Sad! Good luck, John, you’re gonna need it!
I am hearing RUMORS—very strong rumors—that the Moncton Wildcats are looking to sign a MASSIVE group of GREAT AMERICANS. Absolutely fantastic! The beautiful people of The Hub City are in GOOD HANDS with Taylor MacDougall and Coach Mac are around. Keep The Avenir Centre ROCKING!!
Major urgency for the Voltigeurs now! They need to move FAST and find a truly qualified, high IQ guy to take over behind the bench immediately. Can't let the great momentum slip. They must CHOOSE WISELY and CHOOSE QUICKLY! Make Drummondville Hockey Great Again!
Big news out of Canada! The Val-d’Or Airport—which people are saying was very run down—is officially being renamed the QMJHL TRUMP INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT! The most beautiful airport in all of Quebec—maybe all of Canada. Incredible runway, total luxury! A magnificent honour!!
Total disaster in Halifax! 95.7 NewsRadio is SHUTTING DOWN. No more Mooseheads games! Fans are passionate, but the team's play has been DISMAL. Ratings cratered! Bring back WINNING to Moose Country, and fast!!
Many people are calling to thank me because the Regiment is completely OUT of the running. Yours truly stepped in, made a few calls to the Site Committee—very smart people and I got it done. Moncton and Quebec are IN. A tremendous, record-breaking tournament in 2028. BIG LEAGUE!
Congratulations to the Wildcats and the Remparts—two absolute POWERHOUSE franchises—being named the Finalists to host the 2028 Trump Cup! I’ve always said, Moncton has the best people, incredible fans. Quebec is also very strong, very historical. We will see what happens!
FAKE NEWS Eastlink is at it again! Total lightweight Greg MacDonald—who has zero sources and very low ratings, a complete disaster—reported that Newfoundland was in the "final two" to host the 2028 Memorial Cup. WRONG! More garbage from the failing LAMESTREAM QMJHL media. SAD!
The Charlottetown Islanders—not a very smart organization!—completely FORGOT to celebrate America’s GREAT 4th of July. Unbelievable! Trying to make up for it by posting a day later? Total disrespect to our country and our incredible history. Very weak and very sad!
Congratulations to the Sea Dogs on signing Jamie Glance—an absolute STAR and a pure goal-scorer! Led the USNTDP in scoring, total weapon on the ice. The Fake News said he wouldn’t sign, but Trevor Georgie got it done. Major win for Saint John. Future first-rounder!
Just landed at QMJHL Headquarters for a HUGE surprise! No one saw this coming. The crowd is going wild already - they love me and I love them! Tremendous energy for the 2026/2027 Regular Season Schedule Release. Together, we’re making the QMJHL GREAT AGAIN!
Tremendous decision by Yours Truly to LIBERATE Great American Rian Chudzinski from supplemental discipline. The QMJHL Trump Administration will ALWAYS put AMERICA FIRST before Yappy Yanick Jean and the CRYBABY Chicoutimi Sagueneens. TRUTH!
WOW! A Chicoutimi Screw Job in Rouyn-Noranda last night. An obvious goal for Yappy Yanick Jean and his Sagueneens was called NO GOAL. The QMJHL Trump Administration is ordering Mediocre Mario Cecchini to release a statement explaining WHY. WE THE PEOPLE DEMAND TRANSPARENCY!
The QMJHL Discipline Donkeys are COMPLETELY off their rockers! Careless Éric Chouinard shows NO REMORSE for players who are victims of VICIOUS BLINDSIDE hits. Yours truly has made a change to his picture on the league website. HE IS BLIND! SAD!!!
WOW! Total CHOKE JOB by the Charlottetown Islanders. The QMJHL Trump Administration will immediately review DEMOTING the irrelevant Islanders to the mediocre Maritime Junior A Hockey League. The people of poorly populated PEI have seen enough of Jim Hulton. Pink Slip! Soon!!