Who just learned that the drink dispensers at restaurants actually dispense syrup and carbonated water instead of drink like you’d get straight out of a bottle? https://t.co/Ksw9afuuN3
once a month my moms wife texts me to ask “whats the screamo pizza song i like? who sings it?” she’s 46, i showed her that song when i was 16, i can’t escape atilla…
this has to be my last tattoo before i do my full body consult im running out of room terribly fast and cant stop getting fucking cartoons tattooed on me I NEED A BACK PIECE NOT ANOTHER PIECE OF FLASH -he screams while adding more sheets to the collection and getting a taz tattoo
my coffee shop started selling breakfast burritos and not a single yinzer has called it a burrito, but rather a “breakfast wrap” and idek how to feel abt it
@troyismz ive been getting paid in tattoos for doing demo work on a building for the shop owner, its way better than cash imo, hell its where the cash would go back to anyway!