Giving an abstinence presentation in Buffalo because the last time a Bill was in Washington not having sexual relations with that women was very important
How are YOU getting ready for NFL Sunday? Im actualy petitioning the Coast Guard to count the Gillete tower as a officially designated lighthouse, because ever since they got rid of the old one its done a great job of keeping ‘ships away
Jumping into the Ford picket line before the Lions Seahawks game because if there’s one thing that can cripple a Michigan based organization it’s more Walkers
How are YOU getting ready for NFL Sunday? Im taking Eric Beinemy to a live performence of Beetlejuice the musical in Denver to show him that some Reps there will be grabbing on D, so there absolutley nothing wrong with a little Play Action
How are YOU getting ready for NFL Sunday? Ive decided to bet NYJ heavy after watching Farenheit 911 on one tv and Hard Knocks epsidode 4 on the other, slowly realizing that its such a W move to pretend to not recognize what Jihad is
Listening to Anti start to finish and trying to start a rumour about Mahomes marriage troubles. When you’ve got love on the brain you tend to make the same ol’ mistakes
How are YOU getting ready for NFL Sunday? Im visiting my urologist for bettting advice on Nick Bosa defensive props because when it comes to getting a grip sacks and exotic packages inside Levi’s the guy knows ball
How are YOU getting ready for NFL Sunday. Im using a VPN to log in from Vietnam and put a future on the Viking’s because the trail to winning the North starts at CHI-MIN
How are YOU getting ready for NFL Sunday? Im keeping a eye out for wounded ducks in the Browns Commanders game because the only QB that has shot more skeet then Carson Wentz is Deshaun Watson
How are YOU getting ready for NFL Sunday? Im blasting paper planes in the dolphins lockeroom for Kirk Cousins. because nothing says setting MIA records like a guy who all he wants to do is (3 self implosion sound effects) and (cash register sound) take ur money
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