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A mariachi band accidentally walked into QuakeCon’s BYOC hall. One trumpet blast later, security evacuated 4,000 gamers. Read about how a guitarrón became a weapon of mass LAN disruption: https://t.co/V3mobJ6jVG
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Gamers mistake BYOC for “Bring Your Own Cornucopia.” Wrong festival. Best weekend ever. @LANAllNight @QuakeCon #QuakeCon #LANAllNight

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QuakeCon’s new branding: giant ® symbol with art cowering beside it. @LANAllNight @QuakeCon #QuakeCon #LANAllNight

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Red Cross finds blood donated after playing Doom Eternal is… ANGRY. “RRRRRRAAAARRRGGGGHHH!” @LANAllNight @QuakeCon #QuakeCon #LANAllNight

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New olfactory AI to run QuakeCon lines—sniffs gamers to decide position. No more “line funk stacking.” @LANAllNight @QuakeCon #QuakeCon #LANAllNight

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H.U.M.A.N. calls AI art “soulless”… then drops a rant featuring 27 Photoshop filters. @LANAllNight @QuakeCon #QuakeCon #LANAllNight

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Bethesda unveils QuakeCon-branded Fit-Flex underwear: “Because you can’t BYOC if you have to get up and go pee.” @LANAllNight @QuakeCon #QuakeCon #LANAllNight

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Cat overlords once again feast on attendees in the QuakeCon Cat Café. @LANAllNight @QuakeCon #QuakeCon #LANAllNight

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Xbox has cut Quby from QuakeCon to save money. Fans are furious. But what they’re replacing him with is even stranger. Read more: https://t.co/tyidTJ6Yov #quakecon @quakecon #qnn #qnewsnetwork #lanallnight @lanallnight

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New leaks show QuakeCon 2024’s branding was built on WordArt, Clip Art, and chaos. Read Horsebyte’s full exposé, featuring leaked decks, designer confessions, and one printer named “DO_NOT_USE_PLZ.” Read more: https://t.co/xYChBZ50EX #quakecon @quakecon #qnn #qnewsnetwork

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QuakeCon accidentally merges with a Quaker Oats fan con causing a complete 'QuaosCon'. A cosplayer was tackled over porridge. There’s oat dust in the Ethernet ports. Read more: https://t.co/g6zFwYPs94
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@TimWillits just displaced half the QuakeCon hotel to build his "Ultimate LAN Suite." Walls were knocked down, gamers were kicked out, and drywall dust is in the air. Read more about how the Gaylord Texan became the Willits Wing: https://t.co/DT7hpstUcS
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QNN now requires you to cry, spend money, and talk to a therapist just to prove you’re not AI. And that’s before you even draw. The full rules are wild. Find out what else qualifies as “proof of humanity”: https://t.co/huXC2w2lad
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AI is now judging your smell at QuakeCon Line Con. And yes, Axe will screw you. Discover how deodorant choice now determines your queue destiny. Read more: https://t.co/trysQpHWf6
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QuakeCon installs “sanitation shower zones” at all entrances to fight funk. Read about the new lavender-scented security strategy—and what happened when one BYOC vet lost his pants mid-rinse. https://t.co/a4GKQuyPuH
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Cat Overlords Feast on Quakecon Attendees for Yet Another Year in the Quakecon Cat Cafe. Read More >> https://t.co/bm64n2KP5m #quakecon #qnn #lanallnight #lan #qnewsnetwork #dreamhack #pax #lanfest #onlyLANs @quakecon @lanallnight @lanfestgames

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QuakeCon attendees prepare to be amazed and inspired by master pancake cooking dog, Flapjack. Read More >> https://t.co/8yn784FpsD #quakecon #qnn #lanallnight #lan #qnewsnetwork #dreamhack #pax #lanfest #onlyLANs @quakecon @lanallnight @lanfestgames

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Teenager allowed to attend QuakeCon, but only if he brings Nana. Read More >> https://t.co/H7ve0gXDZH #quakecon #qnn #lanallnight #lan #qnewsnetwork #dreamhack #pax #lanfest #onlyLANs @quakecon @lanallnight @lanfestgames

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President Obama: "Miss me yet? You didn't need one of these at QuakeCon when I was president.". Read More >> https://t.co/CdSJJc9hme #quakecon #qnn #lanallnight #lan #qnewsnetwork #dreamhack #pax #lanfest #onlyLANs @quakecon @lanallnight @lanfestgames

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Old-timers think they are gaming. Turns out they're just watching Judge Judy with controllers in their hands. Read More >> https://t.co/riPEaplnGD #quakecon #qnn #lanallnight #lan #qnewsnetwork #dreamhack #pax #lanfest #onlyLANs @quakecon @lanallnight @lanfestgames